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  1. auxien

    No, I don't want no splesh / A splesh is a track that can't get no love on WATMM

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      That's how gonk tuf hi riders roll

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  2. ambermonk

    Behold mine field, in which I grow mine gonks, and thou shalt see that it is barren

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      And the humble David smote the turbile epic Goliath with a single well-placed splesh, and a celebratory bqbqbq was had by all.

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  3. ambermonk

    Behold mine field, in which I grow mine gonks, and thou shalt see that it is barren

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      And when the two wisemen spake of the end, the folk had deemed it casual..at first. But as it turned out, all would soon become idle, once the last shimripl hath passed. Turns out the two wisemen spake true.

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  4. jaderpansen

    gonk's not ded

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Gonk IV Style

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  5. auxien

    who thinks there'll be another gonk on 04/19? VOTE HERE

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      There better fuckin be

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  6. Salvatorin

    Hey everyone

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      o shit wadup

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  7. auxien

    it's 2018 and i just bought an album on minidisc

  8. YangYing

    bocbocbocbocboc

  9. ambermonk

    "Basturd"

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      "Stop"

      "C'mon!"

      "Look at 'em go!"

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  10. auxien

    type a number into the box, win a prize

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      fart

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  11. arachnopus

    do the best you can with what you've got.

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      tide pods and spaghet

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  12. Joyrex

    I AM NOT A NUMBER

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      I AM A FREE MAN

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  13. auxien

    When was the last time you were spanked?

  14. usagi

    I have come here to chew ass and kick bubblegum

  15. hello spiral

    Butts

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Bubble (_|_)s and Equations

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  16. usagi

    do you consider yourself a high quality person?

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      I generally have low self-esteem, so others would be a better judge of that assessment than me.

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  17. ambermonk

    Who the hell calls from Antarctica?

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      NIN - March of the Pigs should have been on the soundtrack of March of the Penguins. But at least it was narrated by Morgan Freeman.

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  18. ambermonk

    Who the hell calls from Antarctica?

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      They are smarter berds than we give them credit for.

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  19. ambermonk

    Who the hell calls from Antarctica?

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      I looked up the area code. The result was Antarctica. But I was too chickenshit to pick up.

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  20. pizza

    could go for a pizza right about now

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      For a speciaL-Event?

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  21. Audioblysk

    Bean burritos are really underrated. All the burrito, but none of the meat. Meat triggers my dump mechanism and makes me sleepy. Beans do not. Black beans are at the top of their game and so is stealing Taco Bell hot-sauce packs to feed your habit.

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Agreed about bean burritos. Actually subsisted on them for a while when I was going vegetarian last year.

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  22. auxien

    The Dave Matthew Band's song "Too Much" but with every line changed to "I shit too much"

  23. Atom

    I hope you've all been enjoying your 2017

  24. auxien

    herpy neu yeer wadmm

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      World peace is still a ways off, but at least we can expect cool movies and games this year

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  25. may be rude

    do you like to be proven wrong?

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