kakapo
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Ha, that was a reply to Messiaen, but I guess it still applies.
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As long as you get your back waxed and put a bit of lipstick on.
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If you are transexual and hung as your username suggests, I'm having an ongoing premature midlife crisis and pretty desperate so willing to give it a shot.
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However vast the darkness, we must supply our own light, and telescope. Unless it's bedtime.
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I'd fucking love to fight a penguin. An Emperor even. In fact, a bunch of Emperors. I'd kick the shit out of them.
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I'd quite happily eat that penguin too. I'm imagining a gamey duck flavour and texture, with a hint of sardine.
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Yup, he looks delicious. Next time I'm having a sausage I'll definitely think of the little guy, thanks for the tip.
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After all these years I'm still upset by Nigel Lythgoe's face.
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I mean yub nub.
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I can't get nubnub out of my head.
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Raccoons are from North America not South.
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I don't think there is one in London.
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I only heard this week they were opening over here. This weekend, I'm there! yeah i heard they were opening. any good fenton? It's in Covent Garden rather than Soho though. A Shake Shack has also opened up in Covent Garden too. I haven't tried either yet, but they're at a lower price point than Honest and Meat Liquor and the like, so I suspect not at the same level, and they're going for a different market anyway (upmarket hip fast food Americana rather than hip meat fetish for Guardian readers who hate anything American apart from burgers and grease).
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pour apple juice on it? I spilt it on my pyjamas rather than my sheepskin draped boudoir thank god. It did momentarily feel like the end of the world though. The sakura tinged stain evoked an intense mono no aware. I had to have a special lie down and then a cry sitting in the bottom of the shower, the tepid, aarhythmic sploshing barely enough to wash away the tears and ribena.
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Disappointed at the lack of sympathy for my ribena accident.
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I've spilt some ribena.
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Throw some red wine on it. Won't remove the poo stain, but more socially acceptable.
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My bottle of diet coke is called Abdul.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamprey
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spoilsport
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Penis incompatibility. Edit: I should say gristly thighs pushing my testicles forward equals penis/skinny jean incompatibility
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'Cool' leather jacket purchased. I'm an awful, awful tosser.
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zoviet france are from Newcastle and are heavily influenced by the surroundings of Northumberland and the borders, essentially the same landscape as the Pentland hills just to the north.
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Christ no, caustic was very funny.
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Phil Neville's house. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beetham_Tower,_Manchester
