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  1. kakapo
    My girlfriend's answerphone message has remained unchanged since she was 13 (she's 23 now). I'm a 35 year old man who leaves messages for a 13 year old.
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    If I can get to 77 before my bad sexual etiquette comes to light, I'll be pretty happy.
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    Five Guy's is a bit shit. I'd imagine it would be quite nice pissed up though.
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    i have the cms50. i love them. exceptional clarity in comparison, not boomy like dynaudio bm5s and easy to listen to not grating like some (adam a4). some friends who do more serious mixing bought subs with their cms60s but i haven't found it necessary. i have a small rooms so i don't see the point of having a sub. i have thought about buying a second pair I would more or less echo this, they work in a relatively small room, don't need bass extension. Use them for listening as well as production. I think the point is I just don't notice them. I never find myself thinking, oh that's a bit boxy sounding or they're struggling to keep up with transients.
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    APHEX TWIN - SYRO

    kakapo replied to chim's topic in Aphex Twin

    Thanks
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    If you go to London Modular in Hackney they will let you get hands on with a decent sized demo system and are really friendly and will give good advice. Schneider's demo room at Rough Trade no longer there.
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    You've got a face like a slapped arse you miserable old cow. Why don't you smile, eh? Might never happen love.
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    Bukkake ambush.
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    L'amour a l'aire... A man with a perfectly square penis falls in love with a woman with a perfectly triangular vagina. French with subtitles. And anti-semitism.
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    Willy Wankers and the Abbatoir. 6 young children are given a tour of a meat processing facility by George Monbiot, who uses the opportunity to discuss a Land Value Tax with them. Unbeknownst to George the facility is run by a paedophile ring composed of high court judges, senior police officers and a 1970s TV presenter. George Monbiot plays himself and all other adult roles.
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    I'm wearing Birkenstocks. With socks.
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    Made it through the night, but spider plant next to bed is now 3 times bigger. As is my rectum.
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    Been farting a lot today, which is great, think it might have been the chia seeds in my breakfast. Anyway, came home and made myself a 6 egg and spinach omelette, with extra hot chile sauce on the side. 5 minutes later and there's already rumblings. I reckon there's a 40% chance I'm going to fart myself to death during the night.
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    Honey I shrunk my penis
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    28 penis later.
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    My stepmother is a gay.
  17. kakapo
    Merry Christmas Mr Penis
  18. kakapo
    Carry On Penis!
  19. kakapo
    The Never Ending Penis Caravan of Courage: A Penis Adventure Penis!
  20. kakapo
    Slapping Women while you Force your Cock down their Throat.
  21. kakapo
    GenoQs octopus sequencer
  22. kakapo
    lol
  23. kakapo
    SSRI use was 0% during the Catalonian Revolution.
  24. kakapo
    "You're obliged to pretend respect for people and institutions you think absurd. You live attached in a cowardly fashion to moral and social conventions you despise, condemn and know lack all foundation. It is that permanent contradiction between your ideas and desires and all the dead formalities of your civilization which makes you sad, troubled and unbalanced. In that intolerable conflict you lose all joy of life and all feeling of personality, because at every moment they suppress and restrain and check the free play of your powers. That's the poisoned and mortal wound of the civilized world."
  25. kakapo
    Depression is as much a political illness as a mental one.
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