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Bechuga

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  1. Your mum / my dad / had sex / made a bab

    1. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      mum and dad and I dab

  2. This box is twitter for people too lazy to set up a twitter account

  3. I don't get memes and I am glad about that

  4. Timothy Leary told me to think for myself so I am

    1. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      Don't want to think about what would have happened if he told me not to think for myself

  5. CHAT RIP 4 eva

    1. Verdant Hickies

      Verdant Hickies

      and thus the only reason for me to come here

  6. break the air conditioning

  7. In England 'trump' = fart FYI

    1. Joyrex

      Joyrex

      That's interesting - here Trump = shit

  8. 'Going To Mars in 2017'? What is this japery

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      UAC got a head start

  9. Dillinger Escape Plan are still the best (when they're not trying to be Mike Patton/NIN)

    1. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      their ep with patton is still the best thing theyve released

  10. I learnt how to make cookies. The meth addict knows how to make his own meth, finally!

    1. auxien

      auxien

      you cannot brag about such skills without sharing cookies with everyone on WATMM

  11. Down time more like frown time amirite

  12. God, an artist / The wind, his brush / My hair, his canvas

    1. triachus

      triachus

      that goddamn conceptualist

  13. Gonna edit my genes so I am not unfunny any more

    1. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      I tried editing my jeans so I didn't look fat anymore. Now I just have assless jeans. My boss wasn't pleased.

  14. Quit Facebook > no-one noticed > social win

    1. logakght

      logakght

      i miss the days when social networks didn't exist (or weren't that popular)

  15. If Pepsi stains my teeth brown does Sprite make them invisible

    1. KovalainenFanBoy

      KovalainenFanBoy

      that much sugar will make them fall out so yes, in a sense

  16. I have a new phone. I can touch the screen on it! 8-)

    1. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Congrats. I'm probably not far behind..

  17. Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut?

    1. triachus

      triachus

      Why buy a table? Why not make a dog lose weight?

  18. My kingdom for a slice of sachertorte

    1. triachus

      triachus

      Now I'll blame it on Chess

  19. Haven't watched the film but the Interstellar OST is great

    1. IOS

      IOS

      This isn't part of the OST but is nice:

      I wish it didn't have those cheesy orchestrals though
  20. Why am I listening to Christmas songs in March? Is this a rhetorical question?

    1. Brisbot

      Brisbot

      I don't wanna say you were dropped or anything... But maybe you were dropped and your circadian rhythms are out of sync ;^)

       

  21. Are we having fun yet

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