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    Bringing the Greek heat.
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    To the Saxons thinking of crossing the border to visit our national parks, we’re all armed & will Straw Dogs you & your families. Hopefully Scotland & Cymru can eventually leave the union & join Eire in a new west & north side coalition massive. This requires a sycophantic anthem:
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    and your post was 23hrs before my own. 23.
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    This was my old man's favourite film. Good to watch & then afterwards try & drive a wagon calmly.
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    Better off wading through an actual sewer, squire
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    Imagine. Imagine a nation where all non gun-owning Merkins charge in a gigantic human wave against all the gun-owning Merkins. As the last gunman fires his final round into a haze of carnage & blood, a lone non gun-owner climbs the summit of bodies before falling, mortally wounded, by the last Merkin made bullet. Canadia & Mexica slowly probe the borders & meet in the middle, shake hands, make coke deals, put the last surviving gun owner in a zoo & begin parenting kids with a decidedly ginger genetic disposition. A thousand years from now, Canexican offspring begin digging this sacred archaeological battle site & find a Maccy D's underneath 350 millions skeletons. Ozymandias didn't have drive-thru they'll say.
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    going postal
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    Then he pulls a Kenneth Noye or Richie Aprile’s you into a Beansie Vroom vroom n that
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    The Joy of Painting
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    Can of Strongbow last night. First in years. 0.000286% apples.
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    Passed the point where putting a Bill Hicks clip about reading, books & the US would be relevant. Nevermind, Britain leading the way to the core of the apocalypse & Boris is still in power. Nothing wrong here, everything’s fine, lovely weather, really want to kill that cunt who is mowing lawn but all in good time.
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    Aye, Jimmy Savile country..... https://www.sportbible.com/football/news-reactions-leeds-fan-dressed-as-jimmy-saville-sparks-outrage-after-singing-hes-20181031
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    A night of carnage. Rio F off clobbered, Alan Pob Smith’s red card & a winner at the death. Cue chaos.
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    Raymond Briggs is a helluva drug
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    2020? Far out, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
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    Dozed in the sun most of y’day afternoon. Book didn’t get blitzed, but god that was peaceful. So much bird song round here currently, seriously tempted to do some recordings.
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    German winged classics Little Dieter Needs to Fly - those doors maaaaaaaaan. Better than the C Bale adaptation by some margin. Wings of Desire - Just watch this behemoth if you haven’t already. If I was an angel I’d leave mere mortals well alone.
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    Should I take a toothbrush?
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