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cwmbrancity

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  1. Precisely as President Chimp Toe of the Fucked Camera Angle Interview Association, I prescribe this to cool down to
  2. Interviewers being interviewed at home on skype etc, where all the fkn angles are borked. You get folks peering up, faces filling screen, faces peering down. The whole things should be regulated more thoroughly. Surge in respirator manufacturing? No. Violations against poor camera angles? Mos def, appropriate height angles made into law etc. Priorities.
  3. turn on the tv "Dear govt, we were planning my Auntie Vera's 80th birthday surprise bash. She has 2000 wonderful great-grandchildren attending & we don't know the official advise for a rug-rat/dementia rave, given the current headlines. Can you highlight the appropriate hand sanitation & social distancing protocols pls? Your faithfully, Steve & Diane from Leeds"
  4. Hope resources like this gaff in Liverpool are utilised, seems even more of a piss take than possible https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/revealed-unbelievable-cost-keeping-liverpools-16249133
  5. David Icke is masturbating furiously
  6. I Want to Live had a really good soundtrack with Gerry Mulligan featuring https://www.discogs.com/Johnny-Mandel-I-Want-To-Live-I-Want-To-Live/release/1264701 https://www.discogs.com/Johnny-Mandel-I-Want-To-Live-From-The-Soundtrack-Of-The-Film/release/2404956
  7. I’m gonna say some bad things and you’re just gonna have to deal with it ok
  8. reupped b4 the lockdown kids can fend for themselves
  9. This describes nearly every interaction with my Ma, bless her But yes to roids Heroin Outfit has a certain ring to it though
  10. Is it supposed to celebrate tech progress, or is it focusing on the ineffable nature of certain human experiences? When I watch the film, technology isn’t on my mind, it’s how weird the mood he constructs is, an experience that’s beyond words. Ontologies, loss/grief, probing at how strange space exploration could be, during the existence of one of the most repressive regimes since Rome. It’s a dream of a film & it isn’t even his best.
  11. Just in case.... Information.mp3
  12. Just Putin securing another decade or so on the Czar’s throne To quote Father Ted protest placards, “down with that sort of thing” & “careful now”
  13. Aren’t you the bloke who, rightly or wrongly, has droned on about wanting a United Marxist States of America, even if that’s the country least likely to move in such a direction & (forgive me if I’m wrong here) you aren’t even a citizen there?
  14. Dominic Cummings loves this line Expecting global societies to reset after this is at best naive. Expect some measures, but the empires will remain even if they change hands pass the parcel style some time this century “The Empire never ended” - PKD
  15. Time is a flat circle Entropy, on the other hand, is in full effect
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