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cwmbrancity

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  1. nowt personal but everyone involved in this whoring exercise of maximum cultural wankery should be taken out into a forest in the middle of the night & shot in the back of their heads, NKVD styles, then set on fire, then the remains dumped outside Danny Boyle's gaff, then Danny Boyle's gaff is forced ablaze, then all the sets from the intro/finale sequences of DB's Olympics 2012 bs get thrown onto the growing inferno...... cos........ then after it's all burned out some stray dog hitches a hind leg & sizzle pisses on the fading embers
  2. just christmas, generally gonna glass Santa the cheeky creepy cunt absailing down the chimney when no-one is watching, stitch that you fat bastard
  3. does this mean Spiral Tribe will return to Britain playing nosebleed mind-numbing Ketamine-techno, leaving dog muck on pavements outside squats, inspiring upper-middle class wastrels to grow dreadlocks & spin rave spinning spinners? onetime now i dont have to travel to Prague to listen to aural-ptsd
  4. a trans-Atlantic Biscuits & Gravy franchise is a guaranteed cash cow, seriously, people here would eat the arse out of that finest of dishes post-Brexit trade n all that
  5. Grateful Dead Gear - Blair Jackson. you don't have to enjoy the band to get a kick out of the way the author profiles developments in equipment, electronics, recording & PA's that moved live performance sound work forward light years. Whole instruments get biographies, the maker/brand origins nerd spaz is worth the ride, recording evolutions, good section on MIDI & new software, the counter-cultural freak show is left well in the background. Mirror of the Marvelous - Pierre Mabille the surrealists on myth is lush brain jizz, beardy mumblings crew alert & excellent brexit-bs poultice
  6. cheers for that Awesome Welles "They'll Love Me" link up, put a silver lining on a punishing week & found F For Fake on an olde drive too. Dogman - unlikely mafiosa/dog groomer negotiates cocaine chicanery + problem colleagues. Licks of humour & charm, just the right levels of violence & a wicked finale. Probably too Euro-fag for Eugene.
  7. yeah but that ex public-school human guinea pig descended from slave owners, was probably in on the inter-dimensional reptilian paedophile pizza plot in DC too think about it A fresh cup of tea to soothe thy collective brow, Albion dearest? Huzza!
  8. loved ones who watch panel shows, Taskmaster needs a live Islamic State intervention
  9. Did you see his (Pees-Bog) tweet in.fucking.Latin. google just shat in my brain looking that Moggadon knowledge up lol RM is a rampant, continously moist, herpes chancre, irony is if you take Dyer's ancestry it gets more surreal the jargon count is staggering overall, a word map would highlight the toss of "kicking the can down the road", "backstop/catcher/wicketkeeper?", "withdrawal/splurge all of over their ass", endless bs the linguistics, personalities, policies & logic are a nadir for politics & having family in/from the north of Ireland, what it cost to achieve peace, how recessions stir bad choices, hence avoid certain media & rewatch The Sopranos, Silvio rrrrrrrocks
  10. current status - Omnishambles, or Fuxit (better than Fixit, Yorkshire's finest already copyrighted that) and edit 4 div, they're all cunts, but if Rees-Mogg was to meet a particularly violent end &/or drown @ a Pissoir VIP event hosted by Michael Barrymore = happy days
  11. there's variations of a full body-scan muscle relaxation method that's rrrrrrockin in a really chilled, subtle & quietly effective way the more you do it the easier it becomes, unless you absolutely positively have to batter some cunt also, don't try & snort lines of Olanzapine unless it's cut w/Quetiapine &/or Haloperidol, pref all 3, proper retardis time-travel alchemy + you get to dribble involuntarily gratis
  12. America as a human zoo + voyeurism + weirdness of human life + not enough biscuits & sausage gravy
  13. Claudio Rispoli/DJ Mozart, takes no prisoners
  14. weird counter-intuitive move for an arts body, wear this facial cutting without giving a toss what films do with the subject, better to probe those areas imho cos refusing to engage with or fund projects/platforms that include & address this just adds to the stigma imagine the same thing re-disabled themes, Guardian would have a gestalt aneurysm
  15. knocked a hallowed book into the loo like a proper malco, more eejut than fwp & replacing it is shekel city onward!
  16. regardless, Trump's 30-sec power jerk-off material "Yuge loads ! The BEST jizz. So sweet, seriously. Big strong American rivers of seamen. It's not spelled that way? F.U. fugazi Shakespeare, where's that intern......."
  17. learning about "Moon Rocks" w/out access to em, yet
  18. that bacon though, Nic Roeg finally checking out warrants a re-viewing of gems from his catalog, gonna start w/Eureka & work back.
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