Candiru
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Why would anyone want their 7 year old kid to talk to this prick?
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Flying FLOTUS - I don’t care because do you?
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The iPhone dongle broke, rendering a $1000 phone fucking useless for all IDM functions
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Ah the simpler times when he was just a fuckin mook on TV
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Stalker Spaniels Gnarmadillo Cumbawumba
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What if your gf pranked you by spraying some on her bumhole would it scare you?
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Leotol's Toy Kurtvaw Nougat
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I still have an iPhone 6 and the one thing keeping me from upgrading to a newer iPhone out of sheer familiarity is the stupid headphone jack situation. They screwed the pooch with impressive precision on that one.
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Lol by having a difference of opinion you will receive insults on WATMM. Quite laughable considering the majority of you are 30-40 year old men. Please don't forgot that 51% of British voters voted FOR Brexit. So expect Pro-Brexit voters to use this message board with you. Yes, I'm sure it's a hard to understand concept for you simple minded few. In fact, I'm sure most of the responses in this thread go against the WATMM rules... You know it's really bad when you have moronic admins like chenGOD joining in. And it's even more annoying knowing you can't put admins on the 'ignore list' due to forum permissions I now understand why musicians wanted their name unassociated with this forum. I'm just waiting for the next post that uses 'idiot' 'cunt' etc. The day I was born. The day I found Jesus. The day I got married. The day my beloved children were born. The day I read this post.
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If he starts sweating, will that stuff drip down his face like makeup when people cry?
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Nah, all they have to do is make a movie painting certain people as non-traitors. There’s nothing tinfoil hat about it. I guess Cumberpatch is the go-to guy for that, since he played Assange already.
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There’s a Brexit movie coming out in HBO starring Benadryl Cuddlesnatch. It’s partly financed by Len Blavatnik, business partner of Viktor Vekselberg, a Russian oligarch who is all up in the Brexit/Trump mess. The movie has no mention of interference from Russia. It’s basically information warfare, like Snowden and his Oliver Stone movie.
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A Magical Fappening Pokémon Go Fuck Yourself nasty sweaty mess of a nerd orgy in a public space as you walk down the street drinking coffee. Jazz is playing unusually loudly from an unknown location and children walk mini-giraffes on leashes while eating cotton candy. A woman resembling Lucille Ball speaks at a podium, gnawing hungrily on a fried turkey leg as sirens build in the distance. A man and his dog begin vomiting and a solar eclipse occurs 5.5 years early as the ground begins to give way.
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Seems light, like Flynn. He better have given up a lot of good info
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Avenatti was just a fame whore and done boofed it
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Brexon, Brexoff. When a problem comes along, you must Brexit
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Pummel of Budd
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Take a dive into the deep end of intellectual diarrhea and come up with a speared tuna of moral decadence. Your psyche-vomit will feed the bluebirds of human extinction and the buzzards of depravity will circle, patiently waiting for a moment to strike. Your destiny awaits.
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Nein Inch Nails Five Hung Cannibals Quiche Mode
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I’m pretty sure Sam Hyde is an incel. I like talking about him because he has such a character arc it’s almost Shakespearian.
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Old Testament God = Jerkass Homer Simpson/Marlo Stanfield/Ralphie from The Sopranos
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*unzips cherimoya*
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M in M Toopock Big E Ken Drickle Maher
