Candiru
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I imagine it was a reference to this. One very important thought -
I have no recollection of posting this or what could have possibly inspired it. But Orbvs Terrarvm is wicked advanced for 1995 and next level.
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Emmanuel Macaron
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Smells Like Teen Racism
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Voting for Trump will be horribly disqualifying for him after the shit stained laundry gets aired out. If you're a Democrat that voted for Trump, you're a fucking idiot. His platform was always grotesque right wing extremism. And he's in the military... what president has disrespected members of the military more? I say fuck that dude. Sherrod Brown is probably running, so there's our infinitely better choice.
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‘twas good, you should Behemoth
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A path to salvation, strewn with the carcasses of animals but also fragrant flowers and a bright light both great and terrible. Rivers of blood flow into the sea where your master waits to greet you, a slave to the dark. People make music on here too.
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I had an authentic supreme deep dish pizza in Chicago and it put me into a walking food coma. It was amazing and worth it but my brain was malfunctioning for about an hour.
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I am currently an exchange student at a prestigious dank university attending lectures and interning for rollololing lols. If you can write "lol" as many times as possible you're pretty much guaranteed a cushy job in the private sector just rollin' up those lols and raking in the big bucks. As long as you don't mind getting paid in lols for a while as you prove your worth and gain experience.
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I know I shouldn't be surprised, but I somehow thought this bitch would pick a better strategy than going with InfoWars. They had to expect to lose the House coupled with Mueller dropping hammers. Why even bother? Just suck it up you cunts.
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I've been in Chicago, Chicagoing for almost a week (this place is fucking awesome) and while I missed this show in Boston because I had to work, I'm seeing Wolves In The Throne Room, At The Gates, and Behemoth tomorrow night, on my last full day here.
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I just paused for a second, remembered Sean Spicer, and fuckin loled That bitch was like 20 years ago and shit
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lol
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Lol, what if you were a recovering alcoholic and that one sip released all of your demons mid flight?
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Person 1: “That’s not what your mom said last night.” Person 2: “My mom’s dead.” Person 1: “She’s still alive in my spank bank.” Person 2: “You’re hired!”
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Fantano is good for being honest sometimes and not being a sheep but I think he did that Cudi/Kanye thing to keep his audience. There’s no way to be a truly independent music reviewer IMO. He loved the new Horrendous so I give him props on that.
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Old guy at a bar in North Carolina: “The guys in Charlottesville were marching for heritage and state’s rights, not racism.” Lol... what state’s rights exactly, the right to own slaves? What heritage? Being traitors to the United States and getting your ass handed to you and not being able to admit it over 150 years later? WTAF broski. “How do you know what you see and read on the news is true?” This could easily apply to anything you think, the difference is you’re less likely to follow up on the facts if you think any news that’s critical of Trump is fake you stupid old geezer. Holy shit. The look on his face when I told him I didn’t give a fuck about the border was priceless. He was like “kids are getting raped!” out loud at a bar. The Catholic Church breh.
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Anna Taylor Joy was 19 in The Witch. Everyone looks 12 when they're dressed as a pilgrim. Chill, people.
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I wanted to like it, but I could not. Rachel McAdams is hot. I do remember that. But I rewatched season 1 a while ago and it's like, kinda classic.
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I refuse to hit a vape cartridge because what if some malevolent gremlin or goblin put some capsaicin extract oil in it? That would be diabolically evil.
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Phisch Taco Pastorius Taco DeLucia Carl's Dingus
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Fantano strong 10’d the Daughters
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Watergate 2: Electric Boogaloo. That Whitaker guy has been associated with Sam Clovis, another witness in the Mueller investigation and will have to recuse himself. Sessions has most likely been cooperating this whole time. This has been planned for, it adds another easy count of obstruction, and if he waited until the weekend, Senior DC officials would have had a harder time reacting quickly. It’s gonna be the end of Scarface, only he wants to fuck Ivanka instead of his sister.
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People are fucking retarded and Mueller needs to give them the bitchslap of truth. That will make the Dems’ fun new oversight roles even easier + “hey we’re not the ones trying to fuck you over” healthcare, what is it? extravaganza
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lol
