Candiru
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I went to a contemporary art museum yesterday and this thread is infinitely more enjoyable. I mean that sincerely. Excellent work, everyone.
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I have a work-friend who is super conservative but I think it’s because he doesn’t want to inherit gay jeans from his gay dad and he wants Congress to pass legislation to cancel his gay jeans imo tbqh
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Cryptocurrency is the next significant stage for getting caught in a web of international organized crime and having your sense of reality fucked with beyond repair. Next thing you know, all of your assets are being seized, you’re testifying in front of a grand jury and Mark Zuckerberg calls you, contemplating suicide after a coke binge. -
Bluegrass. Toolgrass.
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I’m at an airport and lil Chinese baby kid kept trying to mess with my phone charger with such persistence. His parents kept getting pissed(in Chinese) but I thought it was funny. When I have to watch my nephew he wears me out with similar stuff but he has so many great quotes and observations. I’ll just get married in my 40’s or some shit.
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I’m 31, have a 3 year old nephew and I’m starting to get more endeared to lil babbies n stuff. I think they’re hilarious and a source of joy and entertainment. Maybe it’s my internal clock ticking because I can sorta see the appeal of getting married and making a babbie pop out. I get warnings from even the most seemingly happily married people though so I gotta stay on guard. I think I’d be a good dad though tbh even though I’m a terrible person.
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I was talking to a dude yesterday who said his least favorite place in the US was Oxford, Mississippi, because of the racism. I said yeah, probably. You don't hear much about Mississippi after spelling tests in elementary school. He said people made fun of him by pretending to speak Spanish to him when he went to BBQ places and stuff, and I was like... "huh?" He said "I'm a quarter Filipino and they thought I was Mexican." I never would have guessed by looking at him, he just looked quite caucasian to me. I guess in Mississippi they are so racist they can tell the results of your Ancestry.com spit cup just by looking at you and assemble for action. Now that's what I call racism.
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Hau-D
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I love it when people send naughty inside jokes to each other but it accidentally gets onto the distribution list.
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What amazed me when I went other places is that people thought I was interesting as someone from America. Like I’m some kind of exotic “other” from some fabled place. Lol I’m normie as fuck I’m from Massachusetts we have lobster rolls n clam chowder n Dunkin Donuts n shit Some Swedish people: whoa, I’m interested in American culture. Me: you know like five languages. Adopt me please
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The Witch, aka The VVitch I ended up really enjoying it because of the apparent faithfulness to old folktales and dialogue taken from those ye olde times. But also because the main character girl was fine as fuck and felt bad that she had to live with her depressing religious kook family in the wilderness. They fucking sucked, so I'm glad she got to get away and live a cool satanic life and party and shit.
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Kanye West has become the Kevin Bacon of music
Candiru replied to Rubin Farr's topic in Music Discussion
Meh. RIP Kanye West. If it wasn’t official before it is now. -
I appreciate folks from outside the US weighing in, showing that they totally understand. I did get a bit mad when delet was parroting alt-right talking points on here, though. Like, dude, you’re not even from the US and you’re falling for that shit? What’s your excuse?
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Complexion, it don’t mean a thang Complexion, it all feels the same
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I saw Dying Fetus, Incantation, and Gatecreeper last night and it was actually never boring for even one second. Even if you hate metal you had to be banging your head or something.
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Why do people hate George Soros? I think people are confusing him for Sheldon Adelson.
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Thots & Bears Balls Deep State Muslim Bahn
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I know people who have had to take polygraphs for their jobs. I’ve also heard clenching yo butt is how people cheat them. The wacky world of spies and the spying spies who spy on them.
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Yeah, I mean, look at how much of a snowflake Sam Hyde turned out to be. Crying at Tim Heidecker after getting his own show cancelled. He also truly believes the fairy tale of Trump being a successful businessman. He would retweet Richard Spencer all the time too.
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Right wing humor or satire doesn’t really work because calling out hypocrisy is one of the main points of any kind of political humor.
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Manila Vice Tuby Ruesdays Nipple Pizza
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Capybaras are like gigantic guinea pigs. What if there were ticks and leeches the size of footballs and they wanted to borrow your car/swap spouses???
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A former coworker of mine is cartoonishly conservative. I think it’s a weird reaction to his dad being gay. He says he prefers not to work with women and that the GOP’s stance on social security/Medicare is to weed out the weak. The irony is that he got fired from our job two months before the site closed and lost out on collecting about $25,000, so he actually is one of the weak losers in life. He used to smoke crack with crack whores in Lowell but was shocked that I smoked a spliff on a work night where I start work at 12:30 pm the next day. He thinks marijuana is “poison”. He is staunchly “pro life” but doesn’t realize that repealing Roe vs Wade will result in more poor drug dealing people. He also recommended JBP’s talks about Christianity and thought I was overreacting about Trump not condemning Nazis at the Charlottesville rally.
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I mean R Kelly, Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Chris Brown still have careers after doing stuff that was actually bad. Asking women to watch you jack off is so quaint and polite in comparison. I still can’t believe this shit tbqh
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imagine how it looks to people who have lived their whole lives outside of the Blessed Union. I bet it looks supremely fucktarded. Conservautism is a disease.
