schlucharski Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 ....did i go too far? *drowns in tears of laughter* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 My Redwood Trunk Legs require Zubaz, fuck you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 lol. skinny jeans. also, why is everyone wearing Plaid shirts now, too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Because fashion. I honestly can't wait for the skinny jean fetish / skinny everything for everyone fetish to die a fiery death. It's fine if you're an androgynous twink but for chrissakes some of us aren't. And for those of you that aren't, you look fucking ridiculous. I'm sorry, but you look fucking ridiculous. You might think it's flattering to have your ball sack bulging out because there's no room in the crotch, but outside of particular porn genres it's not. You don't look fashionably anorexic, you look like you're wearing a thin person's pants. Can barely get fucking standard male size jeans at the fucking middle of the road Gap anymore. I'm pretty weary of extremes in fashion. The ultra loose thing from 13 years ago looks stupid. The ultra tight thing from the past few years will look stupid if you aren't built like a twink model. If you are, fine, it's catering to your body shape. If you're not, get some 501s. edit: BCM, that ain't directed at you. You're not straying outside the fashionable norm right now and you're not totally popping out like an overstuffed sausage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 BCM's come a long way from asking "Are these (normal) jeans too skinny?" to proudly wearing those super skinny jeans. BCM, we salute you. Where's Iain C? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 i wouldn't say i look fucking ridiculous... i'm not wearing a clown suit or anything. they're just slim fit jeans man, no biggie. BCM's come a long way from asking "Are these (normal) jeans too skinny?" to proudly wearing those super skinny jeans. BCM, we salute you. Where's Iain C? word. yeah where the hell is that cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlucharski Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 now look at those fuckers sittin in the thread like ravens on a power supply line and no one is redeeming BCM. in all seriousness, looks good man ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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baph Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 i wouldn't say i look fucking ridiculous... i'm not wearing a clown suit or anything. they're just slim fit jeans man, no biggie. Sorry, I edited that to say it's not directed at you. You don't look bad. My legs are no joke like twice as big as yours (and no, it ain't all fat [ok, not twice as big]), so they would look ridiculous on me, and they'd look ridiculous on non-slim guys. At least in the legs you are a slim guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 edit: BCM, that ain't directed at you. You're not straying outside the fashionable norm right now and you're not totally popping out like an overstuffed sausage. ah ok :) i wouldn't say i look fucking ridiculous... i'm not wearing a clown suit or anything. they're just slim fit jeans man, no biggie. Sorry, I edited that to say it's not directed at you. You don't look bad. My legs are no joke like twice as big as yours (and no, it ain't all fat), so they would look ridiculous on me, and they'd look ridiculous on non-slim guys. At least in the legs you are a slim guy. also lol. but true. so true :( sorry, just messing, didn't mean to be like a girl where everything you say is taken as an insult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Baph: I'm in the same boat as you brother. My legs are like tree trunks so any of the slim fit jeans are out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 baph just sounds pissed cos he can't wear skinny jeans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 The fucked up thing is if I diet and exercise more my legs stay the same size and just get a little more solid. My mother's maiden name is, no joke, a fucking Ellis Island-shortened and bastardized version of a Greek last name which can be loosely translated as "big legs," lol. Post-2001 or so fashion is basically just actively hostile towards my body type. Fortunately, I can rock some classically tailored styles that never seem to go out of fashion on bigger/average dudes, even if there's a strong whiff of Mad Men trendiness now. Whatever. I have Brooks Brothers biz casual clothes, I'm in my 30s, it looks age appropriate and good on me, I'm a lawyer, I'm a fucking white dude from New England, I know how to sail, I'm not going to hide it, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 BCM, it looks like your mum got sick of you dressing like an IDM/Acid Freak and got you some vouchers for M&S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I went from boot cut to slim straight myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 They look nice, BCM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pn3q09x41A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Baph: I'm in the same boat as you brother. My legs are like tree trunks so any of the slim fit jeans are out. Used to be the Gap-branded "standard fit," which sit just a little below the waist, looked pretty great and flattering and not huge on me, but they started fucking with their sizing a year or two ago and I don't know anymore. You can try on two different "standard" fit jeans in their store now, of the same size but two different washes, and they'll fit totally differently. I know gap ain't a prestige designer brand or anything, but they were really nice, classically flattering (non-Dad) jeans for a while, and I'd get comments on looking pretteh good in them from all types of folk. Levis 501s are probably still perfect for most bigger legged dudes, but they're also a pain in the ass to size with the whole anticipated shrinkage thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Where's Iain C? He's wearing jean shorts in Berlin*. *Which is actually soooo last year, but he's probably visiting ironically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Ian C better be exposing an inch of pocket lining below his jean short cutoff line, or I'll be severely disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Also, BCMs jeans look fine. Although I don't like the fake fades on the lap and pockets, but at least there aren't fake fades behind the knees or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 yeah they were only 20 from H&M so if they look a bit cheap it's coz they are... *skins up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlucharski Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I'm planing to write a novel about hipster teen love etc, and fuck guys your complaints are gold , please allow me to use them. >> he wasn't part of the clique, never will be, the future was here, but without him. my legs are good for nothing, he thought<< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 also, why is everyone wearing Plaid shirts now, too? when were guys not wearing plaid shirts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Men who work labor jobs have been wearing them for decades. I think it's more these little spindly armed nerds who grow out beards and wear flannel to try and look manly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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