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Guest Deep Fried Everything
yay, i split up with someone this day last year :cry2:

 

i waited until about a month after valentines day last year to do the same

 

was a good call cause we went out to this excellent french restaurant on valentines day and otherwise i'd have probably never gone there

 

win?

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Guest thejacketloose

I've just taken an hour to eat a tin of tuna on two slices of toast because I couldn't decide which way to slice it up.

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Guest abusivegeorge
I've just taken an hour to eat a tin of tuna on two slices of toast because I couldn't decide which way to slice it up.

 

If my food isn't cut into proportionate segments, it leads me to drink.

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Guest abusivegeorge
i fell off a ladder today

then i started going blind in my right eye

i just ate a load of codeine and valium

i forgot to make some food first

i better do that now before i cant stand up anymore

 

Wtf is wrong with you? Just as your foot was getting better as well, you won't be able to walk again in the morning you do know that right? That valium and codeine might be a god send for now, but not when you wake up, I suggest while you can still stand that you obtain a load more ready for consciousness.

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i fell off a ladder today

then i started going blind in my right eye

i just ate a load of codeine and valium

i forgot to make some food first

i better do that now before i cant stand up anymore

 

was it the wrong type of ladder?

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