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Guest Tony Danza

PASSAT

ROUTAN

JETTA

GOLF

EOS

TOUAREG

 

Acceptable:

RABBIT

GTI

 

I wouldn't buy any of these cars based on their names alone. It's as if they're taking advice from Saturn or something.

 

Conversations I can't see occurring in my life:

"Where's your car?" "It's over here. I drive a touareg." "A what?"

"Hey, want to go for a spin in my golf?"

"I like my routan, but the back seat is surprisingly small."

"I really love jettas!"

 

sigh

 

Oh, the new Volkswagen CC inspired this angst. THE CC? I MEAN, COME ON!

 

 

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Guest David R James

Id quite happily own the new Golf GTI, and wouldnt think twice that it does have the same name as a mild mannered gentlemens sport.

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yeah how about magnum

or flex

or freedom

or patriot

 

great namess there, i forgot that all car companies aside from volkswagen know how to name a car.

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Guest Tony Danza

THE CC? I MEAN, COME ON!

 

If I had to buy a car based on its name, I'd choose the Chevy Beretta.

 

I ride a Triumph Bonneville motorcycle.

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Guest ezkerraldean
PASSAT

ROUTAN

JETTA

GOLF

EOS

TOUAREG

 

Acceptable:

RABBIT

GTI

Can't fucking beat a Golf GTi.

Scirocco and Corrado are awesome names, mind you.

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Guest dese manz hatin

lol rabbit acceptable?

 

those are hardly bad names.. well apart from jetta maybe lol.

they sound good to germans imo

weird that they somehow seem to sound so different to americans (coincidally, jetta is some sort of american-only car, too lol)

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Guest abusivegeorge

Have you seen other car manufacturer names?

 

Also CC stands for Coupe/Cabriolet its not a "car name".

 

I have a Nissan Qashqui for sale with some Lada Tata seats if you'd like it, comes with free SSyangyong Musso puppy.

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Guest ezkerraldean
Have you guys seen that Honda has a car called JAZZ?

haha

we used to offer them out as prizes in magazine competitions for pensioners at my old job

 

they're supposedly one of the most reliable cars ever. not that i'd be seen dead in one.

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Guest 277: 930-933

Germans don't give a fuck about what anybody thinks of the names of their cars.

And how is Rabbit a good name for a car?

Would you also buy a Bunny?

Guinea Pig?

Aren't Volkswagens called Vauxhals in the UK?

Or am I thinking of Opel?

 

 

 

 

I agree that Touareg is a shitty name for a car but nothing beats the Porsce Cayenne.

I hate everybody who owns one, they all deserve to die aaarghgl.

 

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Guest Tony Danza
PASSAT

ROUTAN

JETTA

GOLF

EOS

TOUAREG

 

Acceptable:

RABBIT

GTI

Can't fucking beat a Golf GTi.

Scirocco and Corrado are awesome names, mind you.

 

Oh yes, I forgot about the Scirocco and Corrado. I think they're awesome names, too.

 

Have you guys seen that Honda has a car called JAZZ?

 

Nope! Is that a Europe-only car? I'll have to Google it.

 

lol rabbit acceptable?

 

I think it is because the car reminds me of a rabbit. It has rabbit qualities so it's OK in my book.

 

weird that they somehow seem to sound so different to americans (coincidally, jetta is some sort of american-only car, too lol)

 

Ahh, U.S. cars have awful names, too. I just exploded when Volkswagen released the CC, and I recognized the fact that I wouldn't want to buy virtually any VW because of the model names. Don't get me wrong, though. If I could get a nice car for a good deal, I'd buy it even if it were named the "Faggoteer."

 

Also CC stands for Coupe/Cabriolet its not a "car name".

 

That's crazy.

 

I have a Nissan Qashqui for sale with some Lada Tata seats if you'd like it, comes with free SSyangyong Musso puppy.

 

What? lol

 

I agree that Touareg is a shitty name for a car but nothing beats the Porsce Cayenne.

 

Oh yeah! I remember when the Cayenne was released. I thought it was a super lame name. It's so awkward to say, and all I can think about is pepper when I see one.

 

 

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Germans don't give a fuck about what anybody thinks of the names of their cars.

And how is Rabbit a good name for a car?

Would you also buy a Bunny?

Guinea Pig?

Aren't Volkswagens called Vauxhals in the UK?

Or am I thinking of Opel?

 

 

 

 

I agree that Touareg is a shitty name for a car but nothing beats the Porsce Cayenne.

I hate everybody who owns one, they all deserve to die aaarghgl.

 

I drove a cayenne turbo once, they are actually pretty nice suvs.

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Guest Tony Danza
Germans don't give a fuck about what anybody thinks of the names of their cars.

And how is Rabbit a good name for a car?

Would you also buy a Bunny?

Guinea Pig?

Aren't Volkswagens called Vauxhals in the UK?

Or am I thinking of Opel?

 

 

 

 

I agree that Touareg is a shitty name for a car but nothing beats the Porsce Cayenne.

I hate everybody who owns one, they all deserve to die aaarghgl.

 

I drove a cayenne turbo once, they are actually pretty nice suvs.

 

They ought to be for eighteen hundred gabillion dollars.

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