Guest Betty Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 I Need to refill my balls, they feel totally saturated after all this wanking, its all I can do now that I can't touch drink or drugs, my balls need a refill. that's such a weird feeling, lends credence to the asian belief that a man loses life force when he ejaculates... I hate it when I come and it makes a 'chi' noise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 when i cum i go crazy like a real man and hit my girlfriend while trashing all of my appliances and pissing on things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JW Modestburns Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 I'm usually somewhat smoozed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Not at the moment. Last night I drank a fifth of jack, a couple beers and glasses of wine. Was pretty fucking pissed. Need a break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 I'm high on life. successful career in the early to mid 80's? No thanks. I've already got one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tidbit Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 manly drunk and horny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khov Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 coca/chocolate right now +heavy music at irresponsible sound volume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 when i cum i go crazy like a real man and hit my girlfriend while trashing all of my appliances and pissing on things. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 snorgadally sans a penchant for sugar rave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Not at the moment. Last night I drank a fifth of jack, a couple beers and glasses of wine. Was pretty fucking pissed. Need a break. that's a whole lotta booze (slide guitar) yer not exaggerating? i was drunk for the majority of the weekend but n'er near a computer to post about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 im fucked on scrumpy jack having a wank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 I'M KOO KOO FOR COCOA PUFFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thisket Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 i burnt my hair getting high once "hey that smells different" omg one of my old friends from home was hanging out with this TWAT patricia applewhite (truly her name) and they got high (patricia got high for the first time) and patricia wouldn't fucking SHUT UP and drove to hardee's and ordered 13 slammers fig. 1, "Hardee's Slammer" 13 OF THESE And after patricia ate ALL of the 13 slammers she and my friend started curling their hair with an electric iron and patricia sat still, holding the iron in one place for like 5 minutes until her hair burnt off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 omg one of my old friends from home was hanging out with this TWAT patricia applewhite (truly her name) and they got high (patricia got high for the first time) and patricia wouldn't fucking SHUT UP and drove to hardee's and ordered 13 slammers fig. 1, "Hardee's Slammer" 13 OF THESE And after patricia ate ALL of the 13 slammers she and my friend started curling their hair with an electric iron and patricia sat still, holding the iron in one place for like 5 minutes until her hair burnt off jesus fucking lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Not at the moment. Last night I drank a fifth of jack, a couple beers and glasses of wine. Was pretty fucking pissed. Need a break. that's a whole lotta booze (slide guitar) yer not exaggerating? i was drunk for the majority of the weekend but n'er near a computer to post about it I can honestly say that I am not exaggerating because I'm a little embarrassed of the quantity. Although I am a bit proud I didn't puke, it's still too much hooch. Trying to cut back a bit at a time. I didn't plan on drinking the whole damn bottle, just wanted to have like half of it. The beers were from beer pong and the wine was because I spilled a bit of the jack on some girl's couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 the coolest trick is learning how to un-pee. It takes alot of practice but holy shit man you have never been drunk until you pound back a 12 pack with your cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 i'm drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 the coolest trick is learning how to un-pee. It takes alot of practice but holy shit man you have never been drunk until you pound back a 12 pack with your cock. that raised you up 1 notch in my book. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 the coolest trick is learning how to un-pee. It takes alot of practice but holy shit man you have never been drunk until you pound back a 12 pack with your cock. that raised you up 1 notch in my book. 1. +1 = 2 notches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I was emphasizing the 1. Not adding. Unless you were talking about your book, which is a totally different book altogether. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 ill decode it for you then: +1 = 2 notches i agree with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 books are all god, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 divided into seemingly seperate books, of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Like Lord of the Rings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 yeah. my book is the badass one with evil powers. you'll have to drive through new jersey to destroy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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