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colgate names a product after our very own wisp!


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fuck disposable toothbrushes

 

 

(the shimmering hour - available on single play biodegradable CDs with "beat freshening bead" in case it's been delayed so long it sounds dated, in packs of four)

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Glade already made an air freshener named after me as well. I didn't realize this, but I sat next to the ad rep on a plane, and fell asleep. When I sleep, my body emits sounds like the Wonka Wash machine in Charlie & The Chocolate factory.

 

I don't quite understand this product. I neurotically brush my teeth and use mouth wash. What are they trying to say?

 

maybe they saw that video I made and thought it was an actual ad by their biggest rival

 

 

You made this? I had sort of wondered if it was a watmmite. Regardless, thanks! I enjoyed that vid.

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whatever happened to that metal toothbrush DNBJerk is for real life was spamming

 

ya that's right... i believe it had titanium bristles

 

but it was also like 50 bucks

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We at Colgate know that Wisp neurotically brushes his teeth and uses mouth wash. That's why we've designed this, the Wisp mini-brush with freshening bead, so that when Wisp is touring he can brush his teeth onstage.

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