lumpenprol Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 hey takeshi, what's the film in your av? I'm intrigued Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takeshi Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 hey takeshi, what's the film in your av? I'm intrigued It's from Pigs and Battleships directed by Shohei Imamura. "Long before he gained fame for winning the 1983 Cannes Golden Palm award for The Ballad of Narayama, director Shohei Imamura created this superbly crafted, sardonic drama about the yakuza (Japanese Mafia) and the modernization of Japan after World War II. Kinta (Hiroyuki Nagato) is caught in the mesh of poverty and opts out by joining the local yakuza gang. His greed draws him into the drug dealing, pimping, and racketeering that fill the gang's coffers. One day he is given the legit job of tending the pigs owned by his mob boss, who live on the slop thrown out by the neighborhood's American military base. Kinta's girlfriend begs him to go straight and settle down, but he can't see a future in it. As the final denouement nears, increasingly acerbic commentary, mixed with pointed symbolism, decries American treatment of Japan and the Japanese' own moral corruption." You should check out Imamura's other films too, I celebrate the man's entire catalogue (the stuff that's available). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 so what you're saying is you're gay for the vadge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 i've never experienced this vagina thing. i've seen lots of pictures (some of them look like a man penetrating another mans anus, is this normal?) and read stories but i don't know what all the hype is about. i'm getting by just fine. sometimes i "punch my penis" (like, i grip it in a fist and slide up and down heroically) and that seems to get me by. why should i bother with this weird and some what gross sounding phenomenon? all wet and hot, sounds like a slice of pizza that's be microwaved too long :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Vagina is pretty gross. The gooey, hairy crevice of sinewy flesh has nothing on a nice, long dong with some well trimmed pubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 but how do i penetrate another mans penis? subplot: is it gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 You don't. You sort of press up against each other, so the bottoms of your penises are rubbing against each other, then grind your crotches together up and down while making out. Then you 69 and tickle the rocks while doing a tongue dance. First person to cum gets penetrated in the butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 oh my, i can't even dance with my feet, never mind my tongue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Is LUDD still seeing that persian? how do you know about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 good cover-story. likes vagina, good one... sure you do. sure you do alzado. i like vagina too. *winks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 best thing about vagina is when you pull penis out and it bangs into his balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 edit: let's just say i like vagina too and be done with it. *winks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 yeah. i like it when he gets his big thick vagina and stuffs it up my arsehole and pulls out before blasting a load of hot vagina juice all over my face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 lol oh my. i edited mine cos i thought i'd taken it too far but no there was plenty scope for more. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 i love when i'm getting spit roasted by 2 huge vaginas at once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 i like drinking vagina cum out his arse with a straw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alzado Posted April 3, 2009 Author Share Posted April 3, 2009 guys, i know this is kind of gross, but last night the girl i was with started to lick my wiener. with her tongue! i was like, "um, no what are you doing? that's where my pee comes from!" but she said she didn't mind and then she put the mushroom part of my wiener in her mouth! at first i was like Gross! but, once i got over the shock, it started to feel really good. then she started to move her hand on my wiener up and down, kind of like she was shaking it real hard. i was like hey, don't break it. but that felt really nice too. she kept the mushroom part in her mouth while she did it. it felt similar to the vagina in some ways. it was warm and wet. but didn't feel quite as good on my wienie. but it was great for other reasons. i can't believe i'm even saying this, but it was kind of neat to see her put my wiener in her mouth. it made me feel really warm inside. the image of it was really neat. just like with the vagina experience, i felt like my wienie was going to explode again. thankfully, it didn't. but i started squealing like a little girl at one point and then i couldn't take it anymore. my dad said i reached my climax. i hope so. i'd be afraid to go any higher than that! the only problem i keep imagining it in my mind and now i can't stop getting boners. kevin at work asked me why i've had boners all day and i didn't know what to say! i said it was because lisa in accounting was wearing her red sweater again. i wanted to die! am i going to go to hell for this? i feel like i'm doing bad things. but it felt so good, i know i would probably do it again. i need to pray about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 well done everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Thanks Cackapoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 ironic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffa Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 i loved the last leftfield album, stoic but good rhythmic groundwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 This is no lie; I used to think that touching your wiener was wrong when I was 9 and I use to pray for forgiveness. Religion makes overly conscientious kids fucking miserable. god wouldn't give you a wiener if he didn't want you to slap the mouths of many bitches with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alzado Posted April 4, 2009 Author Share Posted April 4, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deepex Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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