Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 OK, so I've just been eating French Fries (Worcester sauce flavour crisps, not the chips) with an old curry sauce I found from mcdonalds, it was still in date mind, I had two bags, and finished up the dip, delicious, I then had a bowl of sweetcorn with a drizzle of vinegar. After this I visited tube8 and watched Nicole Ray fuck some guy and had a good old wank. Now bare in mind I never touched the curry sauce with my hands, just the french fries, and the two have pretty different smells. For some reason, my penis now stinks of the curry sauce and so to does my cum. I am confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 you might have used the sauce as lube. check your pubes for sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 whenever i eat chili my pee smells like chili, this could be a similar thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 george would you teach me how to smell my penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Well first of all you need to turn it round, because at the minute you've only ever smelt your balls, and thats a totally different ball park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 my curry smells of penis sauce :( :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Goddamn you people that smell your genitals are flexible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 do an aphex - rub dat curry smegma all over people's faces when they're asleep then release it for £49.99 as a "flavour remix" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 do an aphex - rub dat curry smegma all over people's faces when they're asleep then release it for £49.99 as a "flavour remix" Wearing gold "grills" and a big clock while carrying an oversized goblet isn't worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 whenever i eat chili my pee smells like chili, this could be a similar thing Mine always smells like coffee when I just had a few cups Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cardan Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 its been infected by the notorious CURRYPENISOCITIS, i'm afraid you must amputate at this point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Curry does that to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 curried wang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Strike Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Nicole Ray is amazing, I bet she doesn't smell of curry sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 in your honor i had curry sauce and chips for lunch today was awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Did you fuck an Indian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 in your honor i had curry sauce and chips for lunch today was awesome Good man! Hows the weekend going? Did you fuck an Indian? Not today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Echo Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Did you fuck an Indian? OH OH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Why must we play these games, Echo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Did you fuck an Indian? OH OH I see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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