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Sorry, this is actually about shoes, my last two thread titles were 'WATMM - The Final Solution' and 'Torture a Watmm member in here' so I was on a hatrick and didn't want to spoil it.

 

I need some walking/hiking jobbies. I do a lot of walking in the city, often 10-12 miles a day, but I need them for the odd trek in teh country too. Having only ever worn italian brogues my whole life I haven't got a clue. Good makes, what should I be looking for, what should I be paying? I saw some goretex North Face ones today, looked ok, I suppose they're quite idm, but do they make good shoes?

 

Oh ffs here's Heath Ledger's dead cock

 

My name is kakapo, and I'm quite gay.

 

I enjoy semen.

 

Yours truly,

Kakapo

 

Edit: everyone who looks at his penis gets listed:

 

Irari

Gary C (taking quite a long time)

Sneaksta 303

Luke Fucking Hazard

Keltoi

Tauboo

Funkaholic

Essines

Squee

nene multiple assgasms

thehauntingsoul

Dropp

The Pod

Stoppit

 

 

 

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problem: people who care about hiking boots don't care about celebrity cock, they want wild, free, unknown cock

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Surely there's space for more than one type of cock in your life?

 

I'm off to bed. When I wake up I want Wattem to be a seething mass of cocks and hiking boot/shoe hybrids.

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Guest my usernames always really suck

Was that really Robert DeNiro's penis in the Frankenstein movie? Never mind a sausage, that thing swung like a fucking live pig.

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Thanks watmm, you've been a great help.

 

And my plan to lure Skytree out of hiding with a combined celebrity penis/hiking topic has been a resounding success also.

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