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I shower every day and soap generously. I keep my hygiene in constant check, especially in my special regions.

If this is the case, then why do small patches of my pubes get a brittle consistency. They don't flake like dandruff. It's like the hairs themselves have a kind of salty, corroded texture that sometimes causes them to break.

When I'm playing with my nuts, sometimes I'm compelled to break them off or pull them out altogether. When I pull the crusty ones out, they give easily, without pain. It is like they have transformed into an entirely new state of matter.

 

I find this fascinating.

 

Anyone else have a similar condition.

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I keep my pubes neatly trimmed, so that's not an issue...

 

 

fool.

 

i keep my jungle thick and full of virulent flora and fauna, laying in wait for a lost traveler and the light vagina rains

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I shower every day and soap generously. I keep my hygiene in constant check, especially in my special regions.

If this is the case, then why do small patches of my pubes get a brittle consistency. They don't flake like dandruff. It's like the hairs themselves have a kind of salty, corroded texture that sometimes causes them to break.

When I'm playing with my nuts, sometimes I'm compelled to break them off or pull them out altogether. When I pull the crusty ones out, they give easily, without pain. It is like they have transformed into an entirely new state of matter.

 

I find this fascinating.

 

Anyone else have a similar condition.

 

did weed give you a BJ recently??

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I shower every day and soap generously. I keep my hygiene in constant check, especially in my special regions.

If this is the case, then why do small patches of my pubes get a brittle consistency. They don't flake like dandruff. It's like the hairs themselves have a kind of salty, corroded texture that sometimes causes them to break.

When I'm playing with my nuts, sometimes I'm compelled to break them off or pull them out altogether. When I pull the crusty ones out, they give easily, without pain. It is like they have transformed into an entirely new state of matter.

 

I find this fascinating.

 

Anyone else have a similar condition.

 

WATMM mind meld strikes again. I was considering making a topic about this, but I considered it TMI and relented.

 

I feel weirder for feeling compelled to sit there and pull them out than for having them in the first place.

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Guest Stoppit
you probably need to change to a more pube-friendly diet.

you know what they say...'an apple a day keeps your pubes from snapping off'

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you probably need to change to a more pube-friendly diet.

you know what they say...'an apple a day keeps your pubes from snapping off'

 

I thought that was grapes...

 

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Guest Stoppit
you probably need to change to a more pube-friendly diet.

you know what they say...'an apple a day keeps your pubes from snapping off'

 

I thought that was grapes...

 

Oh shit, is it? Someone get me some grapes! MY PUBES ARE GOING TO EXPLODE

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WATMM mind meld strikes again. I was considering making a topic about this, but I considered it TMI and relented.

 

I feel weirder for feeling compelled to sit there and pull them out than for having them in the first place.

 

Hey crusty bruther. We should shave our pubes together.

I've had friends tell me that shaving the nuts is awesome. I'm concerned that it will feel prickly when they grow back.

Any feedback?

 

 

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Guest hahathhat
WATMM mind meld strikes again. I was considering making a topic about this, but I considered it TMI and relented.

 

I feel weirder for feeling compelled to sit there and pull them out than for having them in the first place.

 

Hey crusty bruther. We should shave our pubes together.

I've had friends tell me that shaving the nuts is awesome. I'm concerned that it will feel prickly when they grow back.

Any feedback?

 

on nut shaving -- i worry my electric razor would take more than hair, and i don't feel any more comfortable with a blade. scissors strike me as mind-bogglingly drawn-out and boring, almost ullillillia. if you manage to shave your balls quickly and without injury, i'd be interested in knowing how.

 

p.s. i don't really get crusty pubes on my balls. more to the side and underneath.

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