Plum Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 a vacuum cleaner being used to clean itself with it's own suction and brush attachment. dirty vacuum! sauce from a squeezable container that is almost empty. the wet fart thing it does over your food, very unsavory. smart lace up shoes without any laces in, just empty eyelets. quite a common one that really twizzles my turnips... biting down onto a sheet of tin foil. *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 How the fact that WATMM is no longer about the music makers, or the dreamers of dreams... WATHH we are the hippest hipsters.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 i don't understand how any of these things are "irrational"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Cyanide in the morning coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 clearly that is irrational Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 swimming pool toilets straight from a dip, barefoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Seats in public places that are still warm from the last person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Shaking hands with lots of people within a short period of time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 masturbating in front of small children wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 Seats in public places that are still warm from the last person. especially if that seat also happens to be a toilet seat.... shudder time!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 when people take message boarding too seriously not enough posts in the artist subforums riding the subway or walking past people on the street generally causes me great anxiety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 looking people in their eyes as they walk by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 i don't understand how any of these things are "irrational"... this is truth. now that i think about it my "vacuum cleaner" one is totally on the level. cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 fucking strangers in the dark while wearing earplugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 The navels on oranges. Outie bellybuttons. The smell a dirty navel can produce. Taking a shower and putting on clothes only to find out you forgot to properly dry your navel and it's all warm and moist and sweaty. The feeling you get when you jam a finger too deep in your own navel. Navel fungus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 navel is to you as ketchup is to me. edit: so many ketchup issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I can identify with your sentiments on the wet fart, what also bothers me is when there's a watery discharge before there's actual sauce coming out of the bottle, it's the worst when this happens with mustard, moreso than with ketchup for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 I can identify with your sentiments on the wet fart, what also bothers me is when there's a watery discharge before there's actual sauce coming out of the bottle, it's the worst when this happens with mustard, moreso than with ketchup for some reason. oh my dear sweet brother... the way that horrid translucent red puddle advances across the designated sauce clearing towards the food... *vomits in mouth* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 seeing grumpy faces in food what the fuck food, you're supposed to be food not grumpy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 BORAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maddestmax Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 cutting sandwitches horizontally rather than diagonally. sharing drinks from cartons when the egdes get all spit soaked. accidentally dropping stuff makes me very mad. or tripping while walking. plastic beer bottles they have here in germany. eyebrow piercings. I wanna rip them out of the people face. overly ritualized joint smoking, where its important passing left or right and saying boom shanka or whatever the fuck. really neatly kept rasta hair on white dudes. those motherfucking new trendy ear piercings that widen the lobe. WTF? Fucking idiots. the kind of left and right kissing greeting girls around here tend to do. I just don't want their face so near to mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Gum under tables in restaurants. I don't check, but I know it's there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Deep Fried Everything Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 getting small electrical shocks, you know the type, doorknobs, counters, faucets, etc... they're too insignificant to actually hurt but i HATE them. not so incidentally i was not a fan of screwing around with electrical fences when i was younger. i will go to extraordinary lengths to avoid even the smallest electrical shocks also, when people don't clean out the lint drawer in dryers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Georges Bataille Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 eversince i was a little kid i get this image of a metal pétanque ball stuck in the wheels of a roller skate shoe. such an unnatural image, it makes me cringe even to this day. it haunts me in my dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 oh yeah, another thing... my friend's labradoodle puppy! his willy is massive, both in length and girth. mine is tiny (in comparison) and he stares me down as if he senses my inferior peni. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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