Blir Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Yo WATMM! Today me and my girlfriend of 6 years split up, what a load of fucking shit! So I did as any self-hating WATMMer would do and made a thread about it. In this thread there will be cynicism, sarcasm, moodiness and hopefully a few lols to brighten the mood before the misery sinks in! Make it happen brothers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Sorry to hear it mate, I was only with my last partner for a year and I'm still mentally scarred, bitter and damaged. I can only imagine what it's going to be like for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 i thought this thread was going to be about emotional house music that's shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 yeah it's shit when a longterm relationship ends. my first girlfriend broke up with me after three years of awesome. i totally didn't see it coming, but we're great friends now, even four years after we broke up. she's now married, owns a house and has a child, and i couldn't be more happy for her. so, i dunno, i hope this is some consolation, that maybe you could get a great non-relationship friendship out of this. or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I feel ya mate. Shit sucks. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted July 3, 2009 Author Share Posted July 3, 2009 yeah it's shit when a longterm relationship ends. my first girlfriend broke up with me after three years of awesome. i totally didn't see it coming, but we're great friends now, even four years after we broke up. she's now married, owns a house and has a child, and i couldn't be more happy for her. so, i dunno, i hope this is some consolation, that maybe you could get a great non-relationship friendship out of this. or something? Maybe, but I doubt it. I mean, there's a possibility that we might even end up back together, but I doubt that too. We kind of agreed to go seperate ways because we were just disintegrating and getting abusive towards each other. I'm not sure if that's worse than just getting angry and splitting up like that, but it's nice to know there's no bad feelings towards each other. Triachus - This thread can be about that, if you want it to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Sorry to hear. But anyway, I'm also in a shit mood. Only Marvin knows what to say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 shit man, six years is a long time....feel for you mate....what you should do is book a holiday to thailand asap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Georges Bataille Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Get out and celebrate, you dummy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted July 3, 2009 Author Share Posted July 3, 2009 Get out and celebrate, you dummy! If by celebrate you mean climb a clock tower and snipe people, I'm on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Georges Bataille Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 why, yes, of course, that's what I mean. on a serious note: i feel ya, man. sounds like there's a fair chance you might get back together though. don't make the mistake of not talking to each other about stuff that actually matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 don't make the mistake of not talking to each other about stuff that actually matters. This was mine and my ex's biggest problem I think. We would just plod on and never talk about shit that we should have until it built up and one of us snapped then it all came out, which cleared the air for a while but then same thing over and over. I really hope you get back together mate. I've been fucked up since my break up, verging on alcoholism and totally depressed all the time. We still speak every now and then but unfortunately we will never be great friends like we used to be. *chugs pint of cider* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 breaking up was the worst mistake of your life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Renivatio Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Sorry to hear it mate, I was only with my last partner for a year and I'm still mentally scarred, bitter and damaged. same here...it´s been a year since i broke up with my ex and im still bittr. being in spain right now rly helps tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 obel - now's your time to travel the world and spread your seed across all continents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted July 3, 2009 Author Share Posted July 3, 2009 Holy shit how'd you find a picture of me!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Holy shit how'd you find a picture of me!? duh. you posted it on teh internets, dude. by the way, i think it's funny we both posted threads about shithouses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Message sent mate. essines-message sent mate. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted July 3, 2009 Author Share Posted July 3, 2009 duh. you posted it on teh internets, dude. by the way, i think it's funny we both posted threads about shithouses. You made a shithouse thread? i think my girlfriend is sleeping with some asshole at her work. Mother fucker, I hate that shit. Hope not bro. If someone I cared about cheated on me you could pretty much expect me on the front page of tomorrows newspaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 no woman no cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 You made a shithouse thread? Yeah. It was about the lady who dropped a baby bomb in a porto-potty. Sorry to hear the bad news, btw! :( i think my girlfriend is sleeping with some asshole at her work. Dude, that sucks pretty bad. Find out who that fucker is and jack him... or at least make him think you will jack him and scare him until he shits himself. I actually did that to a dude who my girl once had a thing with... scared him, no actual violence. The dude was some old-money rich boy with English parents who worked in a silver shop. They weren't fucking but they were sorta dating while we were still together. After shit got cleared up and I knew my girl had chosen me over him, I found out this dude still had a bunch of her books at his store that he never gave back to her. I figured I wanted there to be nothing linking them so I went to his little silver shop and paid him a visit. When I walked in, the look on his face was priceless. He was all like "Oh. Jeff. How are you?" and I was like "Give me her books", all aggressive. He then whimpered "Oh. Ok. Sure." or something along those lines and scurried in the back to get my girl's books. He came back, gave them to me and I grabbed them out of his hand. He flinched and I walked out. There were a couple customers in the shop. I felt like a badass. Shortly after, the dude left a message on my girl's voicemail, calling me a "brute". I felt even better about that. What a twat. Seriously though. Girls like it when dudes get all territorial over them. You should step up to the other dude. It will get your lady hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinicalypse Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 yeah it's shit when a longterm relationship ends. my first girlfriend broke up with me after three years of awesome. i totally didn't see it coming, but we're great friends now, even four years after we broke up. she's now married, owns a house and has a child, and i couldn't be more happy for her. so, i dunno, i hope this is some consolation, that maybe you could get a great non-relationship friendship out of this. or something? congrats: you win the first annual sinicalyptical cunt award for the continued pussonification of the american male. may the golden vagina trophy in your living room serve as a reminder of your unequivocal achievement in the field of manhood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinicalypse Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 hi my name is katie and i'm not quite fucking the guys who i want to fuck when i go out to the bar, so i'm going to put this picture on the internets so you fap away until i build up enough confidence to mack that one guy i really want to fuck, so thank you for any and all attention, validation, and hey did you notice that i took this picture in a mirror?! yes. i'm artistically brilliant like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted July 4, 2009 Share Posted July 4, 2009 pretty cool how ignored posts only show up as a tiny bar now rather than what looks like a post with the words: "You have chosen to ignore all posts from: sinicalyptical cunt". pretty cool huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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