SR4 Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 in two weeks ill be in a new 1br apartment, im not used to living alone, i think ill like it in many respects(can play my music, walk around naked, jerk off in the teapot), but im also worried about others. Im worried about security, fucking dealing with asshole neighbors.... im in a decent community or so ive heard, but the town im moving into isnt perfect....im thinking about buying a gun or short of that, a taser.. anyone have any crazy stories about livin single in an apartment or any advice for dealing with it? i can be a somewhat anxious person....wonder what it will be like to be left to my own devices.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Buy a really fucking big gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Sensi Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Jerk off into a teapot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted August 7, 2009 Author Share Posted August 7, 2009 dude i already mentioned im fucking buying a gun and jerking off into a teapot. if i wanted to talk to myself id tape a fucking snorkel to my ear fucking worthless faggots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 tape a fucking snorkel to your ear you worthless faggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted August 7, 2009 Author Share Posted August 7, 2009 you are a cancer among men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 eat frozen meals till you poop blood and off yourself in the shower with a pickaxe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 get a cat or 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted August 7, 2009 Author Share Posted August 7, 2009 see people, that's how you make a reply post. note the brand new idea not regurgitated for a lackluster chortle. instead, he has used some semblance of his mouse-like brain to create an original and somewhat relevant response. also i am considering getting a cat. cats are boss. boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Buy a really fucking big dog so if someone breaks in the dog will scare them away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 next week i'm going to try to get a job and a place to stay at the same time, if i fail i'll be homeless have you been sharing with friends or living with parents so far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted August 7, 2009 Author Share Posted August 7, 2009 both. i lived with a good friend for a few years, then moved to the big city to live with another friend and a few strangers. that experience went so horribly i have been living at home for 4 months. good luck on finding a place, there are plenty of them but like the housing market in the US they like to charge you far out the ass for nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 BUY A DRAGON AND A CAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Living alone is awesome. For instance, it's 12:31 am right now and I just made myself a sandwich and I'm watching a movie at full volume. Also friends will love being invited over. Fuck cats, buy a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Living alone is rad If you choke to death nobody will know about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 what town is this? is it in s korea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 i hope i can somehow earn enough to rent my own place, rather than share with strangers, people are unreasonable and hard to live with so be happy about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 buy a chair and kick it out from under you, your boner will not bother anyone and they won't find you until the smell permeates your neighbor's shitty little one bedroom apartment and she decides to find out what happened to the quiet virginal guy in 3a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 make music. also, get a dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest my usernames always really suck Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 buy a horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q27 Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Get a kitten and a puppy. Aww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest olson Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 yeah fuck a cat. get a dog. bachelors with cats = fags. real talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 you're gonna like it and your friends are gonna love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 get a slap chop. you'll be slappin' your troubles away with the slap chop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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