Guest Adjective Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 so i was pooping and i noticed my nose was runny. i tissued it away but then noticed it was blood. i finished up as calmly as possible, got up and blew my nose to unclog. blood shot out and dripped on my shirt and i got really light headed and almost passed out. i was sitting on my bathroom floor sleepy-kittening for like 5 minutes, trying not to throw-up. does anyone else go stumbling down queer street at the sight of their own blood? it's not really blood that freaks me out, but specific instances of seeing it. like if i get a cut and gush everywhere then i'm good, but if i have to give a blood sample i get all fainty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I have these millipede things in my bathroom that make me faint every time I see them. They release a toxin that makes you faint. It fucking sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 that happened to dave watson in the film slugs. one minute he was having a nice meal with a lady in the restaurant. then his nose started bleeding and within a couple of minutes his whole head asploded and all these baby slugs flew out all over the place. i dunno if this will happen to you but you know.. keep an eye on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I have these millipede things in my bathroom that make me faint every time I see them. They release a toxin that makes you faint. It fucking sucks. You should really get those exterminated, that doesn't sound good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jubes Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 lol fag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 i got bloody noses quite a lot as a kid, and still get them once in a while. always was afraid of getting one in the middle of a slow dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 i got bloody noses quite a lot as a kid, and still get them once in a while. always was afraid of getting one in the middle of a slow dance "Hey so, tonight has been pretty cool, want to AGHBFFFFURRGGGLE I'M DYING FROM MY FUCKING NOSE SOMEBODY HELP ME BFFFRRRRgggghhhhbffbt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 stumbling down queer street i try to avoid that street at all costs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I used to get bloody noses all the time as a kid. It got me out of a test or two in school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 i once got a fuckin blood waterfall nosebleed when i was taking a shower. it's scary as hell when you open your eyes and see blood raining down at your feet from nowhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I have these millipede things in my bathroom that make me faint every time I see them. They release a toxin that makes you faint. It fucking sucks. Are you serious!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 you are a fucking PUSSY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 i wouldn't believe salads for a second Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Im not serious guys. Actually I am serious about the millipede things. But not about fainting. I just crush them with my tissues and then leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berk Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 so i was pooping and i noticed my nose was runny. i tissued it away but then noticed it was blood. i finished up as calmly as possible, got up and blew my nose to unclog. blood shot out and dripped on my shirt and i got really light headed and almost passed out. i was sitting on my bathroom floor sleepy-kittening for like 5 minutes, trying not to throw-up. does anyone else go stumbling down queer street at the sight of their own blood? it's not really blood that freaks me out, but specific instances of seeing it. like if i get a cut and gush everywhere then i'm good, but if i have to give a blood sample i get all fainty. yeah, I cut my thumb a while ago with a cheese slicer and almost fainted as well, fucking hate the feeling it gives me when that shit happens I also had quite a lot of nose bleeds, one almost made me faint yeah it's well shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I hate it when I scratch my nail with scissors or a knife in the direction from the base to the tip of my nail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 i remember my first period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I once had an out of body experience from a nosebleed. I was stoned at the time to be fair, but it had me worried for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Im not serious guys. Actually I am serious about the millipede things. But not about fainting. I just crush them with my tissues and then leave. I get those too. I usually just jizz on them and watch my semen erode their bodies like acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JohnTqs Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 i got bloody noses quite a lot as a kid, and still get them once in a while. always was afraid of getting one in the middle of a slow dance "Hey so, tonight has been pretty cool, want to AGHBFFFFURRGGGLE I'M DYING FROM MY FUCKING NOSE SOMEBODY HELP ME BFFFRRRRgggghhhhbffbt" LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 i've stapled my thumb and weedwhacked my leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 My nose only bleeds when I pick my nose too much. It has occurred quite often recently, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I've gotten use to the sight of my own blood, now I feel like a man when I see it. i got bloody noses quite a lot as a kid, and still get them once in a while. always was afraid of getting one in the middle of a slow dance "Hey so, tonight has been pretty cool, want to AGHBFFFFURRGGGLE I'M DYING FROM MY FUCKING NOSE SOMEBODY HELP ME BFFFRRRRgggghhhhbffbt" Fucking lol, I missed this first time round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Im not serious guys. Actually I am serious about the millipede things. But not about fainting. I just crush them with my tissues and then leave. I get those too. I usually just jizz on them and watch my semen erode their bodies like acid. wikipedia confirms this gonna try it tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 i remember my first period. Have I told you lately how much I love you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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