Guest countchocula Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 You'll be shitting blood for the next week thanks to our food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 'Death comes on swift wings to he who tips less than 15%' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 vote republican jesus loves you white is right never forget palin 2012 let's roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsosh Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 night not heat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 dessicant strip: do not eat made in cuba checked by homeland security officer ID#54933925 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 larva removed prior to cooking lick for meat flavoring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 you were adopted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 "Mrs. Ming's organic IUDs" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 the last fortune cookie a encountered said this: "Love is the best feeling a person has because love is nice" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 authentic Chinese taco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Inspected by 27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Worried that your teeth will be stained after drinking a bottle of red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before bed to remove the stains. Impress your friends by making a list of all the items in your living room, then inviting them over to play I Spy. Watch their amazement as you win every time. Don't waste money on expensive MP3 players. Simply think of the song you want to hear and hum it. Cyclists; avoid discomfort by placing a naan bread on the seat of your bicycle. This will make for a more pleasant ride and will also provide a warm snack when you arrive at your destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Cyclists; avoid discomfort by placing a naan bread on the seat of your bicycle. This will make for a more pleasant ride and will also provide a warm snack when you arrive at your destination. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 "What were you expecting? An actual fortune? It's a cookie. Get over it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 "What were you expecting? An actual fortune? It's a cookie. Get over it." I think this is the best one so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Diner: Waiter, my soup tastes rubbery. Waiter: Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Supplies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 I would have just given this to you after sleeping on it i think this is the best one. i'll lobby hard for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 "WARNING - Poisoned in the sauce. Please to request cautionary action." "Made in Uzbekistan." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I would have just given this to you after sleeping on it i think this is the best one. i'll lobby hard for it. let me know if it's used because i think that would be funny on my resume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Diner: Waiter, my soup tastes rubbery. Waiter: Thank you! Foo-Kim ROR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 IN FORTUNE COOKIE JAPAN OWNS NOTHING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 "eat me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 i know what you did last summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 KAEN IS BEHIND YOU AND HE IS PISSED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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