Velazquez Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 vote by posting one of the following pics in your reply Charlie Weis Mark Mangino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I don't know shit about either of these men but judging by the pictures I would say Mark Mangino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted September 10, 2009 Author Share Posted September 10, 2009 post a pic as your reply- like so: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sneaksta303 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Tell you what, I'm Mizzou bred and usually wouldn't wish victory on anything Kansas related but in this case, it's the Mangino hands down and I'll tell you what his edges are: 1. Italian last name so high chance he was raised on and continues to eat loads of cured and salted meats along with deadly pickled vegetation like pepperocinis. Farts would literally bring tears. 2. Mangino is truly fat all around like it's been a part of his life for a long time. He has the longest colon transit time, which means his deuces marinate far longer in the colon than they should. The wind that passes over those "Dune"-esque sandworm turds and out his ass would curdle milk instantaneously. 3. Mangino's ass is bigger and likely gets sweatier. The timbre of a fart is heavily affect by shape of anus, moisture levels on the starfish and in the crack, and the resistance provided by the two cheeks meeting. You can bet that when he pops one, it brrrrrraaaapppppss louder than a shotta's AK-47 on the streets of Kingston Dude i'm crying right now i swear to god THANK YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Tell you what, I'm Mizzou bred and usually wouldn't wish victory on anything Kansas related but in this case, it's the Mangino hands down and I'll tell you what his edges are: 1. Italian last name so high chance he was raised on and continues to eat loads of cured and salted meats along with deadly pickled vegetation like pepperocinis. Farts would literally bring tears. 2. Mangino is truly fat all around like it's been a part of his life for a long time. He has the longest colon transit time, which means his deuces marinate far longer in the colon than they should. The wind that passes over those "Dune"-esque sandworm turds and out his ass would curdle milk instantaneously. 3. Mangino's ass is bigger and likely gets sweatier. The timbre of a fart is heavily affect by shape of anus, moisture levels on the starfish and in the crack, and the resistance provided by the two cheeks meeting. You can bet that when he pops one, it brrrrrraaaapppppss louder than a shotta's AK-47 on the streets of Kingston fucking lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Fucking lol @ Adjective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Barricade Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I still don't understand how you can be a coach AND a fat fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 i was expecting this to be a Fred thread by the title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 It's so obvious there shouldn't even be any contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Tell you what, I'm Mizzou bred and usually wouldn't wish victory on anything Kansas related but in this case, it's the Mangino hands down and I'll tell you what his edges are: 1. Italian last name so high chance he was raised on and continues to eat loads of cured and salted meats along with deadly pickled vegetation like pepperocinis. Farts would literally bring tears. 2. Mangino is truly fat all around like it's been a part of his life for a long time. He has the longest colon transit time, which means his deuces marinate far longer in the colon than they should. The wind that passes over those "Dune"-esque sandworm turds and out his ass would curdle milk instantaneously. 3. Mangino's ass is bigger and likely gets sweatier. The timbre of a fart is heavily affect by shape of anus, moisture levels on the starfish and in the crack, and the resistance provided by the two cheeks meeting. You can bet that when he pops one, it brrrrrraaaapppppss louder than a shotta's AK-47 on the streets of Kingston pure literature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Tell you what, I'm Mizzou bred and usually wouldn't wish victory on anything Kansas related but in this case, it's the Mangino hands down and I'll tell you what his edges are: 1. Italian last name so high chance he was raised on and continues to eat loads of cured and salted meats along with deadly pickled vegetation like pepperocinis. Farts would literally bring tears. 2. Mangino is truly fat all around like it's been a part of his life for a long time. He has the longest colon transit time, which means his deuces marinate far longer in the colon than they should. The wind that passes over those "Dune"-esque sandworm turds and out his ass would curdle milk instantaneously. 3. Mangino's ass is bigger and likely gets sweatier. The timbre of a fart is heavily affect by shape of anus, moisture levels on the starfish and in the crack, and the resistance provided by the two cheeks meeting. You can bet that when he pops one, it brrrrrraaaapppppss louder than a shotta's AK-47 on the streets of Kingston enourmous lol, it even made me fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 did someone add it to the funny quotes thread yet? i dont even know where that thread is, there are so many forums these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted September 11, 2009 Author Share Posted September 11, 2009 Contray to popular belief loud farts arent made by butt cheeks flapping together, but rather the tightness of your cornhole muscle. By the looks of things Mangino sharts five dollar foot longs two three times a day, whereas Weis has a gas satchel to unload a hess station worth of gas all day long, his strength lies in his fat upper pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 it's a disappointment that we will never actually know the winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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