lumpenprol!~, tell us a story!~

[YEK]

about prostitutes.

 

thanx

[thehauntingsoul]

seconded

[sneaksta303]

3

[Guest abusivegeorge]

4

[jeremymacgregor87]

5

[Guest Franklin]

def 6

[MAXIMUS MISCHIEF]

7

[Siegecow]

orange!

[chenGOD]

yeah, that's right.

[david]

8

[Guest abusivegeorge]

It has to involve you though.

 

Edit: and your cock.

[Guest Barricade]

sixty-ten

[Guest fiznuthian]

I LOVE YOU.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOU8GIRUd_g

 

And here's a massive jazz band for effect.

 

Continue with thread.

[jeremymacgregor87]

444

[karmakramer]

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[jeremymacgregor87]

storytime! yaaay

[lumpenprol]

aw, I almost missed this, sorry but my whoring has cooled down a bit as I'm trying to replenish funds after buying an apartment.

 

Only story I've got: I've started having unprotected sex with the 19yr old ex-hooker hobbit cutie I posted in the nice ass thread. I'll let you know if she gets preggers or funny purple lesions show up

 

(/thread?)

 

hm, there is kind of an interesting story about her. Before she quit her job, she was telling my why she was busy one Sat - another customer who liked her had taken her to some expensive bathhouse for the day (Chinese have a thing for communal bathing). She said she and I could go there but it'd be a bit weird as I'd be the only foreigner. I said, tell me about this guy. She said it's funny, he was asking about you. Oh? Yeah, he's a Chinese guy who studied in the US for a while. Remember the other day when I texted you in English (she has said something like "I miss you"). Well, he helped me write it. Really? Yeah, he knows you, I've talked about you to him. He said you can be my foreign guy, and he will be my "fake foreigner" (due to being Chinese but studying in the US - it sounds funnier in Chinese). So for a few weeks we had this weird thing going on, where I'd hear about this guy through her, and he'd be hearing about me through her, but the two of us never met. Then one day she showed up with a hickey on her neck "yeah, that was my fake foreigner. He gave me that and then headed back to the US."

 

A related thing happened with my previous hookerfriend/girlfriend. One day one of her friends dropped by my apartment with her Japanese boyfriend. We hung out together for a while, and the girl was making eyes at me, and the guy was acting a bit uncomfortable. After they left, my girlfriend said "you don't remember her, do you? She was one of the girls at the place where we met, you fucked her" Was a bit lol, I suppose her bf intuited something was up...

[keltoi]

shit, bag it up lump! twice.

[Guest Franklin]

lol lump you should write a fucking book.

 

-the shanghai shlong

-sexy shanghai

-the color of money in Shanghai

[keltoi]

"How I caught AIDS"

[Guest Benedict Cumberbatch]

love is underated

[sneaksta303]

fuck man i'm moving to shanghai

[chenGOD]

before moving to shanghai, consider that you'll need a job that pays a considerable amount of money to whore like lumpy does.

ESL teacher just ain't gonna cut it...lol. I'm thinking embassy job should pay about right.

[Guest abusivegeorge]

Thats just weird lumpy, I thought this kind of inbreeding only happenned in England.

 

And Texas.

[sneaksta303]

before moving to shanghai, consider that you'll need a job that pays a considerable amount of money to whore like lumpy does.

ESL teacher just ain't gonna cut it...lol. I'm thinking embassy job should pay about right.

 

ESL teacher + supplemental porn income maybe? Plus, I wouldn't need to buy the hoes, I'd be paid to fuck 'em, so it's a moot point. All I need is food, internets, and weed, and I'll be good to go.