Guest Fishtank Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq-Urai-nX4 They smell like private parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 lol, no they don't. Unless your privates smell like a combination of vomit and french onion soup. I looove durians. I just had a creamy and delicious one last night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 I've had durian flavored candies, which i thought were delicious. They appeared to have the smell aspect removed. My mother, who lived in bali for years, said the candies pale in comparison to the real thing, which she said was tantamount to having an LSD explosion of taste in your mouth while sitting on a pile of garbage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 now that i'll endorse. I completely agree, I think they are about as close as a fruit gets to being mystical. They're pretty erotic too, somehow. edit: and lol at mom comparing something to an LSD explosion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 lol yea. she told me that when i was around ten i think. I remember after asking her what LSD was, but I can't recall the reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pabs Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 I fucking HATE durians. And lemme tell you, there's very few things I hate. In fact, I think it may be the only food in the entire world that I despise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Ugh, I haaate durian. My mom's family always has durian flavored cake at birthday parties, fucking sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Durian Durian are a good band. On another note, that looks like a vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Isn't the plural of durian: durian? Or am I talking out of my arse? I'd like to taste durian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 The plural of Durian is Durians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 you are now all aware that your ears line up directly with your nipples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 we got one of these one time and it stank of shit and it also tasted of shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 smells awful, tastes delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 The smell is part of the experience. Can you imagine the backlash if they had engineered a odorless Durian? Blasphemy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Does it smell of pussy? If it smells of pussy I'll definetly eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Does it smell of pussy? If it smells of pussy I'll definetly eat it. Yes, it smells like the vagina of a woman who's been dead for 3 days. However, it tastes like the vagina of one of the promised 72. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Oh wow, thats like, a perfect combination man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Does it smell of pussy? If it smells of pussy I'll definetly eat it. Yes, it smells like the vagina of a woman who's been dead for 3 days. However, it tastes like the vagina of one of the promised 72. nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 lol, take all of abusive-george's posts and imagine them in xxx's disgusting youtube thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Fucking lol. Now that would be something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I wanna try one now just to see what the fuss is about the video said they go up to $50 and that just sounds like too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I wanna try one now just to see what the fuss is about the video said they go up to $50 and that just sounds like too much It's really hard to find a good one outside of Asia, as they have to be eaten at just the right moment, and picking them green and shipping them doesn't always work out so well. What happens is at some point the spiky fruit pod actually splits open and the fleshy fruit inside starts to ferment. When I lived in Indonesia for a year, they actually preferred the more fermented fruit; it has some alcohol content and is really funky and intense (in fact the legend there has it that the best, most expensive durian is durian that has been eaten by an elephant, passed through its digestive tract, and then collected once it comes out the other end). The more aged durian is definitely an acquired taste and stinks to high heaven; the flesh of the fruit is very soft. However, you can get more mellow and fruity durian too. I just had an amazing one the other night that was rather expensive for China, about $29. The smell was fairly mild by durian standards, and the flesh was pretty firm with custardy insides, no real fermentation to speak of. It was a durian that I'll wager would make even the most hardened anti-Durianite reconsider his position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Thats a pretty epic argument for Durian there, at least I won't bother trying one unless I'm on the Asian continent now though. Sounds like a big enough risk trying the thing anyway, let alone hearing from a source that it's not that great from outside Asia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 i think you can get good durian outside of Asia (after all a lot of the durian in China is imported from places like Thailand, anyway), however the best way is probably to befriend an Asian who likes durian and get them to hook you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I have many Asian friends but have never heard them mention this, some of them run a contintental supermarket round the corner from me, they are bound to hook me up. Also, it's amazing how many people don't know what a Lychee is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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