Fred McGriff Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I got this thing last night, it's like a saline wash squirt bottle, and you plug it up one of your nostrils and start squirting the wash up your nostril until it starts coming out the other nostril. then you blow your nose and repeat with the other nostril. it's amazing. then you breathe in pure, vivid, unfiltered, life itself into your lungs. and then you sleep without a bunch of garbage collecting in the back of your throat and choking to death on it and dying. i'm sold. it's beautiful. this could be as life changing for me as antacids and dropping caffeine out of my diet. fuck yeah my life \. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafted Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 oh man.. Saline is the greatest thing ever for allergies... same 0.09% salt concentration as your body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 it's like a neti pot, but not as awkward to use i dont think (i dont know, never cooked up a neti pot before. squirt bottle was easy last night) everybody's doin it. some do it nastily: some do it for amusement: some do it seductively: some do it to fight baldness: some do it exotically: some do it for the championship: some do it conversationally: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dirty Protest Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I eat pea and ham soup to clear out the snot and fag tar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Washing mucous out of your nose may cause you to be more susceptible to illness, since it's the snot that traps dirt and dust and bacteria from entering your body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 way to be a killjoy joytard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 duly noted jr but i'll stick with my pulmonologist's recommendation to use it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I want to try this - can you just use a pint glass of water? just like, throw it in your face and breathe in through your nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 i doubt it. you really need to get steady stream from start to finish going from one nostril and out the other so you get a good flush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsosh Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I want to try this - can you just use a pint glass of water? just like, throw it in your face and breathe in through your nose? You have to add salt to that water or osmosis'll fuck you up. Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQm7YpxgOnA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Washing mucous out of your nose may cause you to be more susceptible to illness, since it's the snot that traps dirt and dust and bacteria from entering your body. technically not. it's the hairs that trap airborn particles which accumulate to form bogies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 yo fuck this nastyass shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Washing mucous out of your nose may cause you to be more susceptible to illness, since it's the snot that traps dirt and dust and bacteria from entering your body. technically not. it's the hairs that trap airborn particles which accumulate to form bogies. Well, there you go then. Flush away, Fred! I stand corrected! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 dont knock it till you've tried it. it's really quite amazing. i'm going to gain like 2 hrs of quality sleep a night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 dear fuck, this is just what i need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 also i should point out that it's infinitely better than eating a fuckload of sriracha beef or taking a steamy shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 What about nasal spray? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 nasal sprays have steroids and shit in them. this is the way out if you want to go natural Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I got this thing last night, it's like a saline wash squirt bottle, and you plug it up one of your nostrils and start squirting the wash up your nostril until it starts coming out the other nostril. then you blow your nose and repeat with the other nostril. it's amazing. then you breathe in pure, vivid, unfiltered, life itself into your lungs. and then you sleep without a bunch of garbage collecting in the back of your throat and choking to death on it and dying. i'm sold. it's beautiful. this could be as life changing for me as antacids and dropping caffeine out of my diet. fuck yeah my life \. riced out yugo has you covered i've just reached an intensely smooth level of nose. did a particularly intense neti pot, had a misfire, my left ear hurt, but now it's all draining out, balancing, and i feel fucking fantastic. my nose feels smooth, like a physics animation. intensely smooth. like a luke vibert track. i have reached an intensely smooth level of nose. and now, it's time to complicate things. http://www.ricedoutyugo.com/view.php?post=3192 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 i just clicked that link and got a virus on my computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Get that mucus out! Your body is always trying to relieve itself of contaminates and toxins. thats what mucus is, it's trash to be emptied. All sickness can be avoided with a clean system. Colds are merely the body being so overloaded with toxic material and extra jobs inside that it can not put up a proper defense to outwardly attacks from viruses ect. When the virus comes near and enters because the body is overwhelmed and not able to protect itself in it's normal fashion with its full immune system, the bodies safety mechanism then is to push out as much toxic material and quickly as it can so that it can fight the virus. Thats whats gong on when we get sick and cough and sneeze, diarrhea and sick stomach or whatever. the body goes on super elimination mode. clean system=extra time for the body to overachieve. unfortunately most of us never give it enough time to think past what it has to do to survive. water is very important ...and the purity of it. they say to drink half your bodyweight in ounces every day of good clean water. for me that is about 70oz that i drink a day. makes me feel great, and no sickies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 i want to try this, my nostrils are in a terrible state Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 This may allow me to start doing cocaine again. Thanks Fred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Get that mucus out! Your body is always trying to relieve itself of contaminates and toxins. thats what mucus is, it's trash to be emptied. All sickness can be avoided with a clean system. Colds are merely the body being so overloaded with toxic material and extra jobs inside that it can not put up a proper defense to outwardly attacks from viruses ect. When the virus comes near and enters because the body is overwhelmed and not able to protect itself in it's normal fashion with its full immune system, the bodies safety mechanism then is to push out as much toxic material and quickly as it can so that it can fight the virus. Thats whats gong on when we get sick and cough and sneeze, diarrhea and sick stomach or whatever. the body goes on super elimination mode. clean system=extra time for the body to overachieve. unfortunately most of us never give it enough time to think past what it has to do to survive. water is very important ...and the purity of it. they say to drink half your bodyweight in ounces every day of good clean water. for me that is about 70oz that i drink a day. makes me feel great, and no sickies Interesting Topic Fred you only weigh 140oz? what are you, a pixie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 What happened to good old fashioned nose picking? I prefer mining for nose nuggets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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