Fred McGriff Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 i went back to flush but that sucker was probably halfway to city park lake already. you wanna talk about smooth... couldnt have hand-rolled it better myself. what a pleasant treat. it's gonna be a great weekend, folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Related: I just found Joyrex's tech support - http://mobile.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1451716&cid=30175066 (read the third paragraph) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I just had a "braid". 2 different shades of brown, intertwined. 12 in long. was quite pretty really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 Related: I just found Joyrex's tech support - http://mobile.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1451716&cid=30175066 (read the third paragraph) fucking lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 you didn't wipe even once just to check? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 *squats it down* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 you didn't wipe even once just to check? you gotta be confident sometimes. there's nothing more manly than dropping a deuce and pulling up your pants. be sure to stare the next person you see down afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 You should now go play Buck Hunter at the bar and scratch your ass with the gun tip in between levels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 yeah man that's going to get itchy. you should have at least popped a digit in for a moisture test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 if it's itchy then it aint a no-wiper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 please keep me up to date on any developments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barricade Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 oh i just love it after taking a shit and whipe my ass and the sheet stays clean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acid1 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 We call this "the cleansweep" around my neck of the woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 please keep me up to date on any developments. *stares you down* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 oh i just love it after taking a shit and whipe my ass and the sheet stays clean... Pop that shit straight back on the roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 i had another of them no poop poops yesterday. you sit, shit then look down for a quick check and the bowl is empty. where did it go? i forget whether there was wipage. phantom poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted November 20, 2009 Author Share Posted November 20, 2009 or blow your nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 "The most unusual was from a VP who brought it back with shit all over the keyboard. His claim was that he was working while defecating, and it fell into the toilet. We believed him up until we had to transfer the data off, and found several pictures of people in fecal acts." Fucking lol, that is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 No wipers are the bomb. It's an intuitive thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 *checks pm box* no developements as yet. *sets alarm* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 sometimes i like to wipe, even if i'm just sitting by my computer, i'll wipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 I had quite the opposite happen to me... I must have wiped 5-6 times and each time I found more and more shit.... I ended up just taking a shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fishtank Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 I had a shit that was penis shapped, balls and all I wish I had a camera Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 I had a shit that was penis shapped, balls and all I wish I had a camera Are you black and do you still have your dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Sensi Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 I almost shit my pants earlier just trying to make it to the toilet. Fucking stairs are the worst when you're about to burst. Had a little food poisoning. It sucks when you just finished wiping and have to shit again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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