Redruth Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 3 Wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 1. change your icon 2. magically have my keyboard cleaned 3. beneboi to get unbaned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solarion Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Going on the normal "you can't wish for more wishes" rule, I'd wish that I knew exactly what the best 2 other wishes were, and how to express them exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 money bitches bass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Better teeth, smaller boobs, sexual magnetism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 #1 chelmsford blues explosion #1 top of the pops / pepsi network #2 the ability to look through mrs kiplings bumhole / xray spex balaclava #3 videotape of this mornings GMTV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 -eventually living in my own house near woods -having enough money to raise a family -be a successful painter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 1. Cure my dad's illness 2. I'd wish for everyone I know to be happy 3. Money (that's the one selfish wish I've got) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 1) Three more wishes 1)1) Three more wishes 1)1)1) Three more wishes … 1)…)1) Three more wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 1. every time troon sees a silver car he shits his pants. 2. whenever troon eats in public he ejaculates and shouts "MILK SURGE EXTREME!" 3. troon never uses bold text ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 the ability to teleport perfect health a coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 a thirteen inch penis impotence a wash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidphakist Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 1) Ability to control other's thoughts I'd sit on 2 and 3 until needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 a thirteen inch penis impotence a wash *13 inch dismembered penis falls from sky* *messiaen's cock becomes flacid* *starts raining* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 world peace and end to hunger and all that shit the ability to get royally trashed with all my mates as regularly as i wish to, with no negative affects to my wallet or my health to be better at dodgeball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 Going on the normal "you can't wish for more wishes" rule, I'd wish that I knew exactly what the best 2 other wishes were, and how to express them exactly. that's some jedi mind shit. seems simple when you think about it ....still i've never heard that answer before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 2 cokes and some chips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 1) that all things should be solved and healed that are in error and sick 2) that everything should become that which it truly should be (i would save the third wish) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 1. a clone of myself, so I could give myself a blow job - just to see what its like. and it wouldn't be gay if it was with myself would it? 2. naked picture of weed 3. southpark box set Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 in my opinion, a world where everything is perfect, solved, true, etc sounds pretty boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 everyone would be like troon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 ive been wishing that 'everything' would just be as its meant to be and truthful for ages now. get with it troon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 excellent health and physique and no hair loss or back/nose/ear hair until I die lucid and sane in my 80s while sitting in a comfy armchair the above for everyone I like a huge big cocaine and beer party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muflontillah Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 the possibility (1)not to die and (2)allowance to get on with solving the universe plus(3)infinity number of cigarettes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 the possibility (1)not to die and (2)allowance to get on with solving the universe plus(3)infinity number of cigarettes mmmmm enjoy your immortality racked with the pain of emphysema, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, lung cancer, throat cancer etc etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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