The Dark Lord Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 here you go You're not helping me one bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Their links are correct. I've tested them, maybe you have a problem with your proxy? Either way, reading the rules should alleviate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Read Catcher in The Rye. Its a good read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I quite like this zaz guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 Their links are correct. I've tested them, maybe you have a problem with your proxy? Either way, reading the rules should alleviate that. Obel. What section of the rules? I've literally scanned it about 48 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Their links are correct. I've tested them, maybe you have a problem with your proxy? Either way, reading the rules should alleviate that. Obel. What section of the rules? I've literally scanned it about 48 times. This might be where you're going wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Their links are correct. I've tested them, maybe you have a problem with your proxy? Either way, reading the rules should alleviate that. Obel. What section of the rules? I've literally scanned it about 48 times. and read them.......... zero times. try again. (beat me to it, Obel ^_^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Their links are correct. I've tested them, maybe you have a problem with your proxy? Either way, reading the rules should alleviate that. Obel. What section of the rules? I've literally scanned it about 48 times. You totally missed it. btw... ZAZ is cool because it rhymes with jazz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Hey Zaz... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 Whatever. I don't fucking care. Thanks for providing me with no help whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 ZAZ is a cool name anyway, I'd stick with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 i think this thread could be a contender! here's the the real link sorry about all that before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 God so lovified the world that he gaveth this forum rules to be read that whosoever believeth in them should nay perish, but haveth everlasting peace amongst the pillocks. commodo lego sceptrum vos cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 It's such a lovely feedback loop. I can feel the walls shaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 The key issue here is that rules aren't being read. I know they're not, don't ask me how I know. If you want to know how I know that rules aren't being read then the answer can be found within the rules that you should read. I'm not sure I can make it any clearer than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 The key issue here is that rules aren't being read. I know they're not, don't ask me how I know. If you want to know how I know that rules aren't being read then the answer can be found within the rules that you should read. I'm not sure I can make it any clearer than that. Shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 General As with any community, there are rules which ensure that everything runs as smoothly as possible, and that everyone gets along peacefully. These forums are no different. We recognize that not everyone gets along, but we also know that this doesn't mean that the world should stop turning. This page of rules gives you the boundaries to work within. These aren't the default rules that come with the boards software, these are written by the administrators and moderators who deal with people on a daily basis. We would appreciate it if you could read through this page and absorb as much as humanly possible before posting. These rules are also in a constant state of flux. Stay tuned for further episodes. Searching This board has been around for a while. There are literally thousands of topics here. Some topics could have been avoided simply by using the search function on this board. 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As a knock-over from the previous rules of this board, there is a way to 'stop the world, I want to get off', or in other words, a way to get your account suspended if you feel you've had enough. We do not remove accounts, as your posts then have a non-registered user attached to them, and it gives people the potential to come back and impersonate someone who's left. Ask a moderator/administrator if you'd like to leave. We can also suspend your account for a period of time if you wish to take a break but not lose your hard-earned post count, member number, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 The key issue here is that rules aren't being read. I know they're not, don't ask me how I know. If you want to know how I know that rules aren't being read then the answer can be found within the rules that you should read. I'm not sure I can make it any clearer than that. Then keep your mouth shut, asshole. That's what you REALLY said! You can't edit that! You need to read the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 here you go You're not helping me one bit. sorry for these guys... it seems they don't know how to anchor link... please got to the following: http://forum.watmm.com/joyrex/sony/endorsement-checks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 The key issue here is that rules aren't being read. I know they're not, don't ask me how I know. If you want to know how I know that rules aren't being read then the answer can be found within the rules that you should read. I'm not sure I can make it any clearer than that. Then keep your mouth shut, asshole. That's what you REALLY said! You can't edit that! You need to read the rules. Just stop responding. I don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 here you go You're not helping me one bit. sorry for these guys... it seems they don't know how to anchor link... please got to the following: http://forum.watmm.com/joyrex/sony/endorsement-checks Goffer, your link is fucked as well. I've sorted it out for you: http://forum.watmm.c...orsement-checks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 join idmforums.com and choose your new name there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Oble, Thank you for your sincerest efforts. Your Rule Abiding Buddy, Goffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 They never learn. Edit: What kind of cat is that? Edit: Fuck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 From my understanding, the cat is fishing car... \W/hat kind of cat that could be? There is no telling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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