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Guest Helper ET

Guest Helper ET

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fuck me backwards and rape me with a 2x4, ill never afford an apple powerbook. sick fucks. and theres no way in shit im going to spend my money on anything to do with windows. apple and microsoft are probably the same company

 

is there any way out for the little guy? ya know? are there any other choices for someone who wants to buy a laptop, but wont use windows and cant afford a mac? what fucking bastards to heard there entire population into buying computers from either these guys....or those guys, either way, you lose in some form or another. god save us all

 

i was looking into buying a sony vaio (seen pics of richard using one...must be cool), but then i find they all come preloaded with windows 7. fuck that and fuck everything that is evil. so ya you can put osx on it with some trickery and all that but i dont want an unstable operating system full of fuckups and weirdness. i dont even want windows on my machine. but fuck me again if i want to use ableton live im stuck with windows or osx. is there anyway to get a sony vaio or any other sweet laptops that come fucking empty???? my god excuse me for not wanting 17 anti virus programs that i cant turn off and are constantly throwing update windows at me all day long and are using 20% of my processing. theres got to be a way to order a laptop from sony or some other decent company, with nothing on it...then maybe i can pay some nerd to put osx on it without it being all tweaked out and fuckarood?

 

is there any hope? is there any salvation? is there a god? is he a kind, gentle god or diabolical sadist?

 

help me!!!

 

im this fucking close......

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thehauntingsoul Grand Master

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I didn't read most of this but I have a Dell XPS M1530 which cost me about $1600 Canadian, and It works like a fucking charm, never had any problems. As for antivirus and shit just use Spybot S&D cus its really light on system memory and gets the job done really well/quickly.

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Joyrex Grand Master

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fuck me backwards and rape me with a 2x4, ill never afford an apple powerbook. sick fucks. and theres no way in shit im going to spend my money on anything to do with windows. apple and microsoft are probably the same company

 

is there any way out for the little guy? ya know? are there any other choices for someone who wants to buy a laptop, but wont use windows and cant afford a mac? what fucking bastards to heard there entire population into buying computers from either these guys....or those guys, either way, you lose in some form or another. god save us all

 

i was looking into buying a sony vaio (seen pics of richard using one...must be cool), but then i find they all come preloaded with windows 7. fuck that and fuck everything that is evil. so ya you can put osx on it with some trickery and all that but i dont want an unstable operating system full of fuckups and weirdness. i dont even want windows on my machine. but fuck me again if i want to use ableton live im stuck with windows or osx. is there anyway to get a sony vaio or any other sweet laptops that come fucking empty???? my god excuse me for not wanting 17 anti virus programs that i cant turn off and are constantly throwing update windows at me all day long and are using 20% of my processing. theres got to be a way to order a laptop from sony or some other decent company, with nothing on it...then maybe i can pay some nerd to put osx on it without it being all tweaked out and fuckarood?

 

is there any hope? is there any salvation? is there a god? is he a kind, gentle god or diabolical sadist?

 

help me!!!

 

im this fucking close......

 

Build a Hackintosh for under 800 USD

Make a Dell Mini 9 into the ultimate Hackintosh Netbook

 

Both methods are easy, and even you could do it. And OS X is very stable on both.

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Guest IRARI

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if i want to use ableton live im stuck with windows or osx

 

i don't think anyone would mind if you stopped making music

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if i want to use ableton live im stuck with windows or osx

 

i don't think anyone would mind if you stopped making music

 

well i dont let anyone listen to it so why would they?

 

lol

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if i want to use ableton live im stuck with windows or osx

 

i don't think anyone would mind if you stopped making music

 

well i dont let anyone listen to it so why would they?

 

lol

 

no! you're not gonna lol on my watch

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Siegecow Grand Master

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keep in mind ET that hackintoshes constantly stream IP data packets to a series of unknown registrars in nevada and florida and the england. Most all data can be rerouted (and from my experiments, gets routed on a schedual only when the computer is placed into sleep mode). Its definitely workable if you like permanently disabling your wifi. If you have a multicore processor it will have to be switched to 4-way hyperthreading (do it in the bios first, on the mobo second, you might want to get a wrist-strap to keep you grounded this whole time, theyre on newegg for like 20 bucks). Finally, pray your powersupply is compatible with apple's diatomic power management services (check osx system settings). Also while you're down there you might try cradling my balls gently and stroking the shaft with your fingertips, but please wash your hands if youve been gorging yourself on fritos and carlo rossi.

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lol at sony being a decent company. I bought a song vaio couple of years ago and returned it within a week. You are just paying for the brand name.

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Joyrex Grand Master

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...hmmm

 

rodin20thinker.jpg

 

joyrex - can i do it with a sony vaio or other laptop?

 

(dell is gay)

 

Probably not - Sony is notorious for disabling hardware features in their laptops, and configuring things to the detriment of the user.

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lol, you would chose sony vaio over dell because "dell is gay"? That is a terrible reason. Listen to joyrex(ultimate sony fanboy) because even he is telling you not to get the sony laptop.

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lol at ET hating every single company except for the Sony Vaio because Aphex Twin uses one.

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Guest Franklin

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isn't google making an OS. wait for that dude. or go linux. or just suck it up and use windows 7. it's quite good.

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