Chris Moss Acid Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 lol wtf^^ I once kissed a girl and her nose randomly started to run and some snot when in my mouth.. :/ i was quite into to her so i didnt mind that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 if they're toothless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 haha jesus christ chris, that's brutal. edit: no love for the gummy snog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 tongue like a washing machine, just going round and round. pulled an irish girl in a bar a few weekends ago in west kensington who did this. appalling. i'm not a massive tongue fan anyway. little bit is cool. Same here. Bad breath is probably the biggest turn-off though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptowndevil Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 a girl i dated a few years ago used to roll her eyes in the back of her head, but her eyelids would always remain slightly open, so if i opened my eyes i would just see white, pupiless eyes staring back at me. i broke up with her for this And also because she was a great white shark? hey man, i'm no racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 lol wtf^^ I once kissed a girl and her nose randomly started to run and some snot when in my mouth.. :/ i was quite into to her so i didnt mind that much. ive had that happen to me, while gross, it wasnt necessarily completely nauseating...unless you are suggesting a huge ass blob went in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 i've never pulled a black girl. not through lack of trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 it turns me off when they are still breathing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 i would never have sex with a corpse. You get judged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GORDO Posted April 12, 2010 Author Share Posted April 12, 2010 on the other hand, there's no way for a corpse to do something unexpected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 you'd be surprised. i think someone told me that female corpses can ooze and spray all sorts of liquids during intercourse. may have been bullshit though. i'm sure yegg will let us know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 I find cadaverine and putrescine to be slightly off-putting, which is a shame, because there are a lot of super-attractive dead people out there, under my garage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 you'd be surprised. i think someone told me that female corpses can ooze and spray all sorts of liquids during intercourse. may have been bullshit though. i'm sure yegg will let us know. Is yegg a corpse really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 on the other hand, there's no way for a corpse to do something unexpected. yeah corpses are reliable lovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest margaret thatcher Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 i suppose you'd always be the one to do the dumping at the end of the relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 I find cadaverine and putrescine to be slightly off-putting, which is a shame, because there are a lot of super-attractive dead people out there, under my garage hey, you can make nylon from dead people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 i suppose you'd always be the one to do the dumping at the end of the relationship. and no need for contraception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 I find cadaverine and putrescine to be slightly off-putting, which is a shame, because there are a lot of super-attractive dead people out there, under my garage hey, you can make nylon from dead people That's good to know; can never have too many nylons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lube Saibot Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 I kissed a girl, didn't like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylonbitch Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 i would never have sex with a corpse. You get judged. rules. 1) it's not gay if you're in prison. 2) it's not rape if they're already dead. play on my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest southside jim Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Made out with a chick a few months back and everytime she would lean in she'd end up hitting her front tooth on mine. Ugh. It sent like, a chill down my spine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 But as far as kissing--I don't like to kiss and never really have. It can be tingly and fun for about 4-5 minutes but I spent too much fucking time with puritanical girls who would just make out in my adolescence and if kissing isn't gonna get me fucked or at least the opportunity to suck a naked woman all over, then I'm out. same here. i don't mind occasional smoochin' but i only like prolonged tongue jousting during sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EleminoP Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Terrible breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 Do you married folk ever make out anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sine Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 it turns me off when they are still breathing "I was a necrophiliac until some rotten c*** split on me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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