baph Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 ah-awhhh lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Puppeteering 3-4 corpses simultaneously would probably do it for me. I'd finally be able to cum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 anyone else find there's a point in a relationship where you get bored of kissing, but your partner hasn't yet? Not exactly a turn-off, but w/ my current gf I find myself going through the motions, and as with anything if you put effort into faking it they can't tell the difference. So it all becomes technical "ok, enough biting on the lip, don't overdo it, now some tongue, stick it over hers so she gets the soft underside..." Same thing happens with sex of course. I wonder if most women understand that, while we can't fake the final result, guys are pretty adept at "thinking while screwing", whether it's the cliche of mentally repeating baseball statistics to delay ejaculation, or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxing Day Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Kisses are fucking miracles , i always wonder , how do they work>? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 I think i need a shower after xxx's post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 anyone else find there's a point in a relationship where you get bored of kissing, but your partner hasn't yet? Not exactly a turn-off, but w/ my current gf I find myself going through the motions, and as with anything if you put effort into faking it they can't tell the difference. So it all becomes technical "ok, enough biting on the lip, don't overdo it, now some tongue, stick it over hers so she gets the soft underside..." Same thing happens with sex of course. I wonder if most women understand that, while we can't fake the final result, guys are pretty adept at "thinking while screwing", whether it's the cliche of mentally repeating baseball statistics to delay ejaculation, or whatever. no. i think you are suffering from ho-ennui, lumpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdamAnchorman Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Do you married folk ever make out anymore? yes, that part is still there. although it probably helps that we live 200 miles apart and only see each other on the weekends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 a girl i dated a few years ago used to roll her eyes in the back of her head, but her eyelids would always remain slightly open, so if i opened my eyes i would just see white, pupiless eyes staring back at me. i broke up with her for this if you tell the person, they'll change their approach. no one wants to be seen as a bad kisser. push her back gently and explain, "you know what i really love... when someone takes their tongue and sort of.. *makes flying hands-bird and swoops to pick up a cucumber* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 it turns me off when they are still breathing "I was a necrophiliac until some rotten c*** split on me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Do you married folk ever make out anymore? yes, that part is still there. although it probably helps that we live 200 miles apart and only see each other on the weekends. Ahh, I guess departures and reunions are an exception for me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 no. i think you are suffering from ho-ennui, lumpy nah, I've been with the same girl for the past 3 months and have only cheated on her twice - take that, Tiger Woods! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 what can i say, except that zero divided by zero equals [undefined]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 *makes flying hands-bird and swoops to pick up a cucumber* lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 vomiting spontaneous human combustion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Renivatio Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 I remember my ex was a clumsy kisser. She'd always hit my teeth and literally suck my lips in. I'm not with her anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Babar Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 I find cadaverine and putrescine to be slightly off-putting, which is a shame, because there are a lot of super-attractive dead people out there, under my garage hey, you can make nylon from dead people Putrescine attacks s-adenosyl methionine and converts it to spermidine. Spermidine in turn attacks another s-adenosyl methionine and converts it to spermine. Crystals of spermine phosphate were first described in 1678, in human semen, by Anton van Leeuwenhoek[1]. Spermidine has also been found to reduce (..) ageing (...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 I find cadaverine and putrescine to be slightly off-putting, which is a shame, because there are a lot of super-attractive dead people out there, under my garage hey, you can make nylon from dead people Like Necropants? nsfw I wonder when it will become fashionable for chunky girls to wear Necropants leggings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gettinpumped Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 My partner being a woman. Ewww. My partner being a woman. Ewww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mr egg Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 she proceeded to pass her tongue all around the front of my teeth feels amazing on molly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 My partner being a woman. Ewww. My partner being a woman. Ewww. double post doubles hilarity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HerculesCzar Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 I was with a girl once who would make herself completely rigid when we kissed. She would lock her neck at an angle, plant both of her hands on my back and she'd just sort of dig into my back. Then she'd stand there like this and open and close her mouth until I pried her away. I was, like, 15 though and it made me horny as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 when i was 11 i used to get a boner when girls sent me a :p face on msn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 277: 930-933 Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 When it's a penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 when i was 11 i used to get a boner when girls sent me a :p face on msn i still do that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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