facebook hatred, post the worst/most amusing/annoying status updates

[Guest joshier]

Lets see what you guys have to put up with

[Guest joshier]

mmm chicken :)

[Guest 277: 930-933]

I have plenty of other thing to get angry over, don't need Facebook.

[Guest theSun]

the obvious

 

I am done, I look back at my life and the oppurtunities I have missed and ignored and It will not happen anymore. All the distractions will not be anymore, God is Greater than anything that comes before me, I will not stumble anymore, I will not be defeated, I will not let anything that is not God's will get in my way.... It;s game time and satan, you havnt seen a foe like this before, Through Jesus all is possible

 

Put right out of your head that.. Christians are to read what Christ said and try to carry it out-as a man might read what Plato or Marx said.. They mean that a real Person, Christ, here and now, in that very room where you are saying your prayers, is doing things to you. ..really coming and interfering with your very ...self; killing the old natural self in you and replacing it with the kind of self He has. CS Lewis

 

never knew cs lewis was so elegant rofl

[Guest mafted]

"Trying to get some laundry done and hanging on the couch."

 

 

Fuck you.

[Guest margaret thatcher]

i deleted facebook. i found myself becoming too interested in the minutae of boring people's lives.

[Guest uptown devil]

i learned about the 'hide' feature and have done so to about 96% of my friends list.

[encey]

Mostly things along the lines of

 

Lulu wants to share Happy Smile Cats with you!

 

(Click here to accept a 'Happy Smile Cats' invitation)

[encey]

i learned about the 'hide' feature and have done so to about 96% of my friends list.

[TwiddleBot]

pretty much the same as thesun. either that or tea party updates. but since I tend to avoid those kind of people like the plague, I only ever see those kinds of posts when it's a friend of a friend or something

 

i don't get why people make such a big deal over facebook. try living in a small town for 20 years

[Hautlle]

i learned about the 'hide' feature and have done so to about 96% of my friends list.

 

this

[Guest Adam]

try living in a small town for 20 years

 

 

3 left.

[chassis]

The worst is all the groups and shit.

 

Or people who put lyrics as their status. Faggots.

[ktait2]

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[GORDO]

people thinking they're poets.

[Hautlle]

Everybody let's do this. We should flood Face book withthis!!!...I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands; one Nation under..GOD indivisible,with liberty and Justice for all. REPOST IF YOUTHINK GOD,OUR COUNTRY, AND OUR FLAG DESERVE RESPECT!!

 

RESPECT AMERIKKA BIATCHEZ!

[Guest Mirezzi]

I like it when a cunty comment like "Life is full of surprises!" gets the x 10 so after three hours, it's considered Top News.

[Guest abusivegeorge]

Everybody let's do this. We should flood Face book withthis!!!...I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands; one Nation under..GOD indivisible,with liberty and Justice for all. REPOST IF YOUTHINK GOD,OUR COUNTRY, AND OUR FLAG DESERVE RESPECT!!

 

RESPECT AMERIKKA BIATCHEZ!

 

Lol, this. For some reason this was all over my fuckin wall yesterday.

 

I'm pretty sure I'm the most annoying thing on some peoples fb.

 

I mostly only converse with watmmers on there to be honest.

[Guest placidburp]

Is rummaging through your bins, eating your trash.

[Guest MaxChewie]

http://youropenbook.org/

 

this is great, too bad that for some reason you can only check people from your region

[pylonbitch]

i deleted facebook. i found myself becoming too confused as to why i was expected to be interested in the minutae of boring people's lives.

 

 

fixt.

[takeshi]

I have a friend that uses Facebook to get pussy. My friends and I are endlessly amused by the shit he posts when he's trying to woo these young women he goes after. It's lots of pretentious quotations and the kind of trite observations on society that seem novel to a 20 year old.

[chenGOD]

and Justice for all.

 

 

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGFp7saTQEU

[J3FF3R00]

_______ just walked across the room.

No lie.

Holy shit.

[Guest Mirezzi]

a nap always improves things!