oyster Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I have a brain which I have been disassembling for the sake of accessing the inner truth inside, but I'm afraid I have only caused irreparable damage to it's internal mechanisms...Is it possible embark on the task of reassembling it on my own or should I turn to God or other esoteric source for assistance? Has anyone experienced this problem I am speaking of themselves, and if so how did you handle it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Hook it up to some electrodes and zap the inner truth back into submission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 look into a really bright light bulb, like 30W or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Sensi Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy1aRYHT0W8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 we need salvatorin in this thread ASAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Plant a tree in your head, and as it grows, it will repair the brain. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 write stories and draw pictures, draw pictures for the stories or read Prometheus Rising by Robert Anton Wilson.... use your mind for creative purposes and get off of the internet.... difficult? probably... impossible? perhaps for idiots... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 just buy "Re-assemble the Mind for Dummies" its like $19.99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 drink alcohol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 in kindergarten they realized i was a super genius when i took apart a computer and re assembled it as a television I'm pretty sure if maximus can do this, then you could re-assemble your own mind as easy as eating pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drahken Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I think the only reasonable solution is to post your question on yahoo answers, I'm sure you'll get one or several intelligent replies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wake Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Get a desk job, get married, have some kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Join the army. AMERRIKA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 join a cult Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Why don't you just keep dismantling it? Do you revere the procedure itself or is your mind set on a fictitious end-point? Anyway, it might reorganize itself more masterfully at some point during the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Cont: make art, write a lot, lay down and do "active imagination" to polish your symbolic perceptions, amplify and play with your archetypes, fall in love, smoke cigarettes, meditate, cook for others, begin to see your own and others' suffering, isolation, and frustration as integral to and inseparable from your relationship with the world and revere everything, read Carl Jung's autobiography, then everything else he wrote, read Hermann Hesse, stay away from junk food, drink alcohol regularly, put a carrot in your asshole, jack off to gay porn if you need to, using fish oil as lubricant, get enough sleep, tell people the truth, leave your hometown, jack off to gay porn if you need to, don't read what neurotic and fucked in the head authors have to say about the world, jack off to gay porn if you need to, don't worry too much if you need to do that, just go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 drink a gallon or two of coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 it's not like you have a computer there. you can't, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 L S D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I'd do well to start off learning how to re-assemble a box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jackson Michaels Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I have a brain which I have been disassembling for the sake of accessing the inner truth inside, but I'm afraid I have only caused irreparable damage to it's internal mechanisms...Is it possible embark on the task of reassembling it on my own or should I turn to God or other esoteric source for assistance? Has anyone experienced this problem I am speaking of themselves, and if so how did you handle it? Nothing fucks a brain up more than searching for the The Truth and/or Teh Higher Powers. Oh come on man. *schoolgirl giggle* Edit: There's nothing. There never was anything. That's the joy of it all. For me that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted August 18, 2010 Author Share Posted August 18, 2010 Well that was the implication wasn't it man? All I'm saying is I'm afraid it's too late, I've already done the damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I have a brain which I have been disassembling for the sake of accessing the inner truth inside, but I'm afraid I have only caused irreparable damage to it's internal mechanisms...Is it possible embark on the task of reassembling it on my own or should I turn to God or other esoteric source for assistance? Has anyone experienced this problem I am speaking of themselves, and if so how did you handle it? Nothing fucks a brain up more than searching for the The Truth and/or Teh Higher Powers. Oh come on man. *schoolgirl giggle* Edit: There's nothing. There never was anything. That's the joy of it all. For me that is. And you are how old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nsixqatsi Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Michael Tsarion Age of Manipulation lecture UnslavedFilms on youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I have a brain which I have been disassembling for the sake of accessing the inner truth inside, but I'm afraid I have only caused irreparable damage to it's internal mechanisms...Is it possible embark on the task of reassembling it on my own or should I turn to God or other esoteric source for assistance? Has anyone experienced this problem I am speaking of themselves, and if so how did you handle it? Nothing fucks a brain up more than searching for the The Truth and/or Teh Higher Powers. Oh come on man. *schoolgirl giggle* Edit: There's nothing. There never was anything. That's the joy of it all. For me that is. And you are how old? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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