Soloman Tump Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 The best ones dont need to be described, but heres a couple to start us off Laying a cable Riding the porcelain horse Dropping the kids off at the pool (having a sh*t) Spanking the monkey (....) Waving a flag in the albert hall (having relations with a well "bedded in" female) And, most of the best ones do seem to be bodily function / sexually orientated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Crimping off a length. Smashing the granny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 (having relations with a well "bedded in" female) throwing a sausage up a close. (close = old Scots for 'lane') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Reading the rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I've always like 'refreshed' for drunk... eg, "I was in a state of extreme refreshment". 'Tired and emotional' is another good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Hoarding the balaclavas Chasing the midnight paint Popping off a toblerone mystery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 sniffing the golden apendage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 tickling hercules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 pruning the hibiscus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 putting a donk on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 I'd rather be tried by twelve than carried by six Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 minding the gap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Collapsing the deckchair Aggravating the Shatner Fostering the chocolate orphan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Producing the latest Ke$ha hit Downing the Red Baron Spaghettifying at the event horizon Crossing the TSA security check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 caressing the blood sausage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Malting the fish and chips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 talking to god on the big white telephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 pinching a loaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 helping Lion eat a burrito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 choking the chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 flicking the seagull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velazquez Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 stocking the cabinet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 when i'm trashed, i enter a state of high entropy. then entropy breaks a lamp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 special lie down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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