Npoess Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Can't remember. How does one keep track of everything he eats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 lol prawn cocktail walkers CRISPS are ace! Awww the British crisp culture how I miss it so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiffanyHalderman Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 3 tecates and a sausage biscuit from whataburger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 pizza, pudding, and gummi worms. today, i ate a stairmaster, and spent three hours on a burrito; it was a clean break Next time we eat a library. how about eating out a library instead??? Walt and I had just come back from our weekly new comics run, and were quietly sitting in the Rec library, bagging and boarding our books. The kids hadn’t gotten out of school yet, so it was deaf-child silent in the building, save the metal rantings of King Diamond emanating on low volume from a nearby boom-box. Then, suddenly, the stillness was shattered, as a sent-home-from-school-early Mewes kicked the Rec door open, marched into the building Groucho Marx style, and proceeded to fellate everything somewhat phallic in the room. Walt and I watched with wonder as Mewes grabbed a pool cue and pretended to suck it off. Losing interest, he ran up to the phone on the front desk, grabbed the receiver from the cradle, and pretended to suck that off. He grabbed the flag pole and did the same. He grabbed a whiffle ball bat and did the same. This went on for twenty minutes, with seemingly no regard for our presence whatsoever. He never looked at us as if to say “Are you seeing this shit?” He never looked at us at all. He didn’t seem to care that we were even there. This wasn’t a show for our benefit. It was as if he’d been walking around Highlands moments earlier, took a gander at his watch, and was like “Wow – it’s two o’clock. I’d better get down to the Rec and suck everything off.” The kid had an agenda, and he was actively fulfilling it. It was when he finally reached the Rec’s only video game – a standard “Asteroids” kiosk that time had forgotten – that he finally paused. Studying it momentarily and finding nothing dick-like to pretend to suck off, he seemed stymied. There was no joystick to give him purchase; just a roller ball and a fire button. Walt and I watched with great curiosity, waiting to see how he’d overcome this unforeseen obstacle. After what felt like five minutes, Mewes shrugged, bent down to the game controls, and started working the roller ball like it was a clit - his tongue darting in and out of his mouth, lapping at the orb as he spun it with his finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halisray Posted April 1, 2011 Author Share Posted April 1, 2011 breakfast: chinese bun lunch: crepe with nutella, banana, strawberries snack: baby carrots snack #2: another chinese bun supper: steak, chips and brocoli (to be eaten) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 . nothing . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 3 EGGS hardboiled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 a package of ramen wheat cutlets a few veggies vodka, coffee, cigarettes and cola. also an assload of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 a ridiculous amount of spaghetti bolognese a bottle of buckfast seven beers, soon to be eight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 more vodka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 breakfast: 2 eggs scrambled, 1 piece of multi-grain bread from the local bakery, mixed spinach and cabbage Post-workout: Protein bar Lunch: grilled chicken and mushrooms over a bed of cabbage/spinach Snack: bunch of carrot sticks and 3 mandarin oranges Dinner: Sausage roll, ham sandwich, dessert square loads of coffee and water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murve33 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Alright. To finish off the night, I concluded with 2.25 cups of Penne Pasta with some peppers and stuff in it (Frozen, had to fry it, I can't cook for shit), and a slice of Hershey Silk Pie (The kind from Burger King, but I bought a whole pie at wal-mart. Also, several bites of my brother's Ben and Jerry's Red Velvet Cake Ice Cream. It tasted like Red Velvet Cake, except it was ice cream. Fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 imma have more spaghetti bolognese then imma go to bed and watch some ST:DS9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 brekkers: nothing again. i should start eating breakfast. lunch: vegan chili dinner: french bread and prosciutto, jalapeno kettle chips, like 8 beers. i like this thread because i'm trying to eat right. well, not "right," more like "less." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 So far shit loads of coffee. a protein shake. sausage, rasher & egg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Some of you eat some nasty shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain James Mission Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 BBQ-Chicken grilled Peppers 7up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murve33 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Breakfast: Toast Work: whatchamacallit, those peanut butter bar things that are pre-packaged. Mrs. Freshly's is the brand. A lot of Water. Lunch: Some oatmeal weird stuff my Mom through together for my brother who is stuck on a gluten free diet. Didn't want to make lunch so I made a bowl. Also a handful of popcorn. Supper: Probably going to eat like crazy. Going to the Aldi Supermarket tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest placidburp Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Brekky - Ham Butty Lunch - Cider and a packet of roast chicken walkers Now - Lashing and lashing of wine, oh my! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 half a pizza, half a bottle of elijah craig bourbon oh, and two slices of toast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Breakfast: Toast Work: whatchamacallit, those peanut butter bar things that are pre-packaged. Mrs. Freshly's is the brand. A lot of Water. Lunch: Some oatmeal weird stuff my Mom through together for my brother who is stuck on a gluten free diet. Didn't want to make lunch so I made a bowl. Also a handful of popcorn. Supper: Probably going to eat like crazy. Going to the Aldi Supermarket tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 got up too late for breakfast lunch: baked pita w red pepper/almond spread goat cheese fritters eggplant salad pomegranate mimosa cupcake w sherry buttercream walnut icing dinner: chips/guac vegetable soup grilled shiitake spicy asparagus snacks: lychee/rose medeleine chocolate covered orange peel portabello jerky a bite of chocolate cookie all the dessert/snack items came from an outdoor market today. if i lived anywhere else i would spend 1/3 as much on food and hate my life. last night: (homemade, not by me) mushrooms w/sage polenta & tomato sauce swiss chard w/fried garlic so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 COFFEE !! BACON !!! EGG ! V8 JUICE ! DRUGS !!!!1 BANANA !!1 TWO SLICES OF SMOKED GOUDA !!1 TWO SLICES OF PIZZA @@! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 lol, sorry that I'm not a bro, bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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