Select Your Favorite Infestruous Maker Of Glue

[Guest hahathhat]

im tasked with putting together the 2012 glue budget, and i just can't come to a decision. help a bloke out

[Guest disparaissant]

we're going off of taste, right?

[Guest hahathhat]

taste, smell, texture, utility in a gluing context, best for rectal insertion, best for field-sealing battle wounds -- whatever you deem necessary.

[Salvatorin]

cyanoacrylate, you dingus!

[Guest hahathhat]

cyanoacrylate, you dingus!

[Guest rumbo]

 

It's 2011. Get with the staples.

[goDel]

I need the logos to make an informed decision. The one with the best logo has the best glue.

[murve33]

Where's Tacky Glue?

 

[dr lopez]

ELMERS GLUE FTW. Anyone who is my FB friend knows why

[YEK]

i favor my own glue.

[Guest Billov]

2-part epoxy resin, such as Araldite is the fucking bomb. Smells kinda cool, and will hold a bridge together.

 

Super glue is the best for battle wounds though.

[Soloman Tump]

i agree on the two pack epoxy suggestion. Dont rub it in your eyes or on your john thomas.

[Guest hahathhat]

fuck, i forgot hot glue. i guess i kind of want to forget hot glue. but i'm off to go play with some now, you know

[Guest Glass Plate]

It really depends on what you're gluing, I voted epoxy because I assumed you're gluing together pieces of aluminum .

[jules]

I voted for elmers because it tasted the best when I was little.

[Guest Coalbucket PI]

I voted rubber cement but I really wanted to be more specific and shout out copydex, smells like fish bruv

 

[Silent Member]

Fun fact:

A hundred years ago, many old horses were killed and sent to the glue factory. But today, most glue is made from the bones and hooves of cattle, which thanks to the fast-food burger places, there are a lot of these by-products to be used.

[Guest Demerzel]

Glu-stick cuz it smelled like popcorn.