BCM Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 what i'm saying is, if you were mugged on the street and someone's like "give me your fucking money" and unbeknownst to them you have a wasp in your pocket, you could then reach for the "money" and instead pull out the wasp and viciously throw it in the assailant's face. *edit: wasp **edit edit: 3pm piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I just went to get a belt off a pair of pants I had thrown on the floor and the most monstrous solid black spider I have ever seen came flying out of the pants unbeknownst to me, I had been practicing a variant on your technique and it fucking backfired. I would have given someone all my money to get that thing out of my pants if I hadn't been able to crush the behemoth with a nearby bottle of mouthwash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 15, 2011 Author Share Posted May 15, 2011 should've had a wasp. this is my new ethos. name any situation that would not be improved by having a wasp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 waterskiing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 15, 2011 Author Share Posted May 15, 2011 actually fuck wasps i hate them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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luke viia Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 trunk PB > pocket wasp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hautlle Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Yeah dude, one time wasps can really fuck everything up is when you're going down on your lady friend. I was hiding a wasp in my mouth, much like many people do with razor blades. Well, the mood struck me and my lady and I was really gonna show her a good time. So I get down there and then the damn wasp got out of my mouth somehow (I think it was through the hole where my teeth should be) and flew right into her lady bits. It really did a number on her and the next day her lady bits looked like 3 softballs covered in honey and smashed together (not a pretty sight). Wasps: They're fucking DANGEROUS Edit: me and my (previous friend, now bitter enemy) The Wasp aka JohnJohn the W.A.S.P. King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Good thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 i'd actually act like a tard and be all 'dude let's go to the ATM you can have all the money in my account' and then when we got there i'd start yelling 'HEY THIS ASSHOLE IS TRYING TO ROB ME BUT BE COOL MY WASP HAS FUCKING *GOT THIS ONE*' and THEN i'd take out my WASP and *THROW IT IN HIS FACE* but my WASP would be a COOL WASP who knew he was only supposed to sting the SHIT out of the asshole who tried to rob me. wasps are serious fucking business. edit: good thread. edit2: also joke is on you asshole, i'm 5 euros in the red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 they were fucking bees, you noob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 15, 2011 Author Share Posted May 15, 2011 i saw it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGJUREA0cmQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 3 AM piss my friend! And yes, you are absolutely right, wasps rule. But what if it backfires and stings YOU in the face, then the robber can take whatever it wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 nah friend, if you use the correct wasp you're fucking laughing. he'll be all 'fuck this robber, he is totally not cool' and sting the robber in the face, not you. not all wasps have the ability to differentiate between not cool and cool, but certain breeds are allegedly better than humans at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 When in doubt, carry a beehive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 i dont know about you guys, but i keep a badger in my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 for sure. ALL bees are cool. friendly little furry motherfuckers. just as long as you don't mess with them. like the old saying goes, 'bees and sicilians are essentially identical'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 i dont know about you guys, but i keep a badger in my pants http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg&feature=youtube_gdata_player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 this one time a homeless guy was all 'come down this alley with me and i'll totally give you free drugs' and of course when i got down there he pulled a knife on me so i said hangon a second homeless guy, my money is in my beehive. man did i ever pull the wool over his eyes! i had a WASP NEST and all the wasps came out and stung his balls until he cried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 They were the coolest wasps ever if they knew to go for his balls, that's beyond intelligent that's plain sup' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 you can train them or alternatively you can order balls-wasps online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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