Guest Space Coyote Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest rumbo Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I just went to get a belt off a pair of pants I had thrown on the floor and the most monstrous solid black spider I have ever seen came flying out of the pants Same thing happened to me, but I got out of the shower and was picking up a clean pair of boxers off the floor to put on, literally with a foot in each leg hole. As I was pulling them up, a white-tail spider fell out of them and scurried away. The alternative possibility for this scenario disturbed me for a week. If I spot a spider on the wall, I will smash it violently with a shoe. And leave it there as a message to its friends that I am not someone with whom to fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 this bug pheromone denotes: OH GOD NO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Before a night out I will often insert a wasp head first into my urethra. Then if someone attempts to mug me, I don't need to faff about in my pockets, I simply undo my fly, say the magic word 'weed', and I have an impromptu stabby stingy erection with which to defend myself. This backfired a few years ago when I was caught by the rozzers chasing a couple of 13 year old girls with my throbbing wasp weapon. Allegedly they only wanted to ask if I was willing to donate to the NSPCC, but how was I supposed to know that, they weren't white. To be fair, it was outside M&S in Brixton at 3 o'clock on a Saturday afternoon. Fortunately my father knows the chief inspector and the bitches are in borstal now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Oh my god, that almost made me cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 My mom once wrapped a wasp in with my lunch hour sandwich. I opened the cling wrap and was immediately stung. It was awesome. I hope to try this trick on my own kids some day. Not that I really want kids, I just want to try the wasp sandwich thing out on someone who will hopefully carry on the tradition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Might I suggest a rabid beaver instead? That way to the potential mugger you can say "I've got this dripping young beaver do you want it" and the mugger will undoubtedly be all and you can pull it out and he'll bite the mugger* who will then get lockjaw and die. Flawless plan. * the only thing is you have to dress the mugger like a tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 not necessarily, if you word it right he'll have wood anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 how bouts a stoned rodent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 I used to kill wasps for fun in my backyard with the hose as a kid, sometimes a squirt gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 business polar bear means business! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Millions of wasps. or a seal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSf3Kshq1M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest illfly mandog Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSf3Kshq1M No seriously tho, shit is rad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSf3Kshq1M http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGC9XtnHSU0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 I'm not entirely sure I know what a wusp is? Is it like a wisp(rephlex) offshoot? Also I heard wisp likes asparagus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 16, 2011 Author Share Posted May 16, 2011 a wusp is an overly sensitive wasp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 best thread I've seen all week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady kakapo Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 I'm not entirely sure I know what a wusp is? Is it like a wisp(rephlex) offshoot? a wusp is an overly sensitive wasp It's French for wasp you idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 16, 2011 Author Share Posted May 16, 2011 stop being such a wuss. get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady kakapo Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 stop being such a wuss. get it? Wusp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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