Guest analogue wings Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 The 2011 end times prediction made by Christian radio host Harold Camping states that the Rapture (in premillennial theology, the taking up into heaven of God's elect people) will take place on May 21, 2011[1][2] at 6 P.M. local time (the rapture will sweep the globe time zone by time zone) [3] and that the end of the world as we know it will take place five months later on October 21, 2011.[4] Camping, president of the Family Radio Christian network, claims the Bible as his source and says May 21 will be the date of the Rapture and the day of judgment "beyond the shadow of a doubt".[5] His followers claim that around 200 million people (approximately 3% of the world's population) will be raptured.[6] I like how the rapture will visit each time zone at 6pm. What a thoughtful and considerate rapture it is. Good thing the Bible doesn't say anything about putting man's laws (eg time zones) before God's, otherwise that would be pretty massive heresy. Anyway, timezone respecting rapture means New Zealand's going first. Later guys. Just kidding, I aint getting picked up in no rapture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattern recognition Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 The 2011 end times prediction made by Christian radio host Harold Camping states that the Rapture (in premillennial theology, the taking up into heaven of God's elect people) will take place on May 21, 2011[1][2] at 6 P.M. local time (the rapture will sweep the globe time zone by time zone) [3] and that the end of the world as we know it will take place five months later on October 21, 2011.[4] Camping, president of the Family Radio Christian network, claims the Bible as his source and says May 21 will be the date of the Rapture and the day of judgment "beyond the shadow of a doubt".[5] His followers claim that around 200 million people (approximately 3% of the world's population) will be raptured.[6] I like how the rapture will visit each time zone at 6pm. What a thoughtful and considerate rapture it is. Good thing the Bible doesn't say anything about putting man's laws (eg time zones) before God's, otherwise that would be pretty massive heresy. Anyway, timezone respecting rapture means New Zealand's going first. Later guys. Just kidding, I aint getting picked up in no rapture i was in minneapolis a couple of weekends ago and passed one of their (family radio) caravans they have out spreading the word. it struck me as surreal and sad, the people in the cabs of the 10 or so RVs looked emotionless, two in each cab staring straight ahead, not even talking to each other. i wanted to get their windows down and ask why they weren't celebrating the fact that they're going to be with jesus soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 the fuck is a rapture? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 how freaking wicked would that be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Your browser does not support the HTML5 audio tag http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2011/05/Harold_Camping1.mp3 remix plz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattern recognition Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 the fuck is a rapture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dls Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 judgement day is saturday. the day you decide to party (with your lsd beer cocain mary jane) too late though i've got a beed on you i'm drunk and saturday looks sober to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 the fuck is a rapture? haven't heard that in a while! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HP04nfUi4g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 I'm heralding in the apocalypse with my first ever Zephyr Nova live set. Rapture will be experienced along with a few bad acid trips I'm sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 the fuck is a rapture? ? massive lol I'm heralding in the apocalypse with my first ever Zephyr Nova live set. Rapture will be experienced along with a few bad acid trips I'm sure. wtf when where?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3k5UeRPTM4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 If this happens I sure will have mixed feelings. On the one hand, all my fundamental beliefs about reality will be overturned. On the other hand, all the Christians will be gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dls Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 the rapture is in my backyard with BARBEQUE and B33R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 my current theory is that the rapture already happened but no one was eligible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 oh all the cynics are out in force, i see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dls Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 i've already been raptured and i'm on a brown planet with white trunked, black leaved trees with purple skies and my wifi works. that's how i'm communicating with you babe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_AtM7f0774 The plot of this movie is: All the Christians in the world disappear and THEN there's a war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 wtf when where?? Check yer messages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g ^ edit is that not the blackest dude you've ever seen? I probably won't get raptured for saying that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 the only possible candidates for rapture are the Newboro folks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind. "We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus. We are currently active in 26 states, employing 40 pet rescuers. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life. Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable. For $135.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $20.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends. Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals. [Please note: we can now offer rescue services for horses, camels, llamas and donkeys in NH,VT, ID and MT ] Thank you for your interest in Eternal Earth-Bound Pets. We hope we can help provide you with peace of mind. Please visit our FAQS page" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest underscore Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind. awesome, never considered making easy money off my being a heathen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Franklin Posted May 20, 2011 Share Posted May 20, 2011 oh all the cynics are out in force, i see lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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