magdog Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Strange because The Holy Bible has no mention of the word rapture. According to the scriptures God calls his people out of babylon in... Rev 18:4 And I heard another voice from heaven saying, Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues. It goes on to say... Rev 18:10 Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas, that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come. And The Bible is very clear about what happens to his people in end times... 1 Thessalonians 4:14/4:18 1Th 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first. 1Th 4:17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. 1Th 4:18 Wherefore comfort one another with these words. The Bible has no mention at all of dates or times about the second coming of Christ, apart from.. Mat 24:36 (Jesus speaks) But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. It's sad that know one knows The Bible anymore :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 It's sad that you think the King James version could be treated as any kind of accurate account of anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magdog Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Well as we are the subject of the rapture which concerns The Bible i thought is was apt. Listen, we all live by something in this world so don't give it the big one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 i find it weird that people poke so much fun at Jesus. You don't get the same with Buddha or Shiva. I mean, the guy was just a revolutionary. Let's get more pissed at the people who tarnish great people who contribute incredibly to humanity a slap in the face. Next time someone says "Jesus loves you", tell them "Jesus didn't fucking know me, and if he knew you, he would probably kick your ass for being such an idiot". Some people just sacrifice their lives for the greater good of mankind. I wonder if Osama bin Laden will be held up in the same light by Middle Eastern people in the future? LOLpture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I predicted the Radiohead thread would hit 50 pages and my prediction came true. You should remember there is no ultimate definition of "page" in WATMM because it depends on your settings. This could apply in countless threads if you had 5 posts per page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 http://www.livestream.com/ricedoutfamilyministries/video?clipId=pla_66f9d4dd-dfdc-4630-b8f7-a638b55fbf49&utm_source=lslibrary&utm_medium=ui-thumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 DSK looks raptured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 If you're still here. Just know this truck is holier than you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Anyone feel anything yet? I have a slight pain in my balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 My coffee tastes better than it should. Maybe Im in heaven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ1gpa7-86o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 [youtubehd]yG_pEsbNDn0[/youtubehd] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13482874 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13487858 :wtf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 well, this coffee shop does seem pretty empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 im freaking out, im freaking out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I was using the rapture as a pick-up line last night and I still didn't get laid. more like fapture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macca Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTnZu0mOSko&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 sorely disappointed that i am not in heaven now. what a bummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 "This? Oh, this...is for the rapture...Armaggeddon?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 I wonder what heaven is like. I bet it's really nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 i hear they have bagels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 half hour left til the rapture hits my town maybe i'll go to a public park and leave a pair of clothes and a watch stopped @ 6pm on the ground Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 half hour left til the rapture hits my town maybe i'll go to a public park and leave a pair of clothes and a watch stopped @ 6pm on the ground why would the watch stop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 i dunno, i think that's how it happened in that shitty kirk cameron movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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