Guest iep Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 the growth of crystals closing a door PERFECTLY behind you black wookies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 a smell or taste that brings back childhood memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dean789 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Invisible women that keep sucking my toes and other body parts. Ugly frumpy women with hot tight bodies hidden under grannys hand me downs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moonchild Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 i found a lunch i had stashed in the breakroom a while ago (all dry goods) and it had two packets of lavender milk tea in it! i really needed that tonight and i am so delighted i left it here for myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 being able to fart in bed next to my gf without it being awkward... seriously when you get to that phase, it's an awesome relief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 sleeping with my pillow under my head with blankets on me with a fan, and something going on letting go of something or other shaking my head being able to fart in bed next to my gf without it being awkward... seriously when you get to that phase, it's an awesome relief that's pretty incredible. i've haven't reached that level yet, I'll probably need some cheat codes to get there. certain days my fartcount reaches pretty abnormal levels so it's kind of a special case for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Hot chilies in everything!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Watching Wheel of Fortune when everyone wins at least round. Or when the contestant who is obviously the least wealthy wins the vacation and/or the bonus round. A retail cashier did both last night. being able to fart in bed next to my gf without it being awkward... seriously when you get to that phase, it's an awesome relief that's pretty incredible. i've haven't reached that level yet, I'll probably need some cheat codes to get there. certain days my fartcount reaches pretty abnormal levels so it's kind of a special case for me Oh man, I can't think of a time when farting was awkward in front of my wife. It is nice when it's a non-issue. Well, you know, like when a fart is dealt done responsibly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 ^*at least one round god I'm the fucking king of leaving words out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plstik Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Watching Wheel of Fortune being able to fart in bed next to my gf without it being awkward... seriously when you get to that phase, it's an awesome relief that's pretty incredible. i've haven't reached that level yet, I'll probably need some cheat codes to get there. certain days my fartcount reaches pretty abnormal levels so it's kind of a special case for me Oh man, I can't think of a time when farting was awkward in front of my wife. It is nice when it's a non-issue. Well, you know, like when a fart is dealt done responsibly. How do you deal with a fart responsibly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Watching Wheel of Fortune being able to fart in bed next to my gf without it being awkward... seriously when you get to that phase, it's an awesome relief that's pretty incredible. i've haven't reached that level yet, I'll probably need some cheat codes to get there. certain days my fartcount reaches pretty abnormal levels so it's kind of a special case for me Oh man, I can't think of a time when farting was awkward in front of my wife. It is nice when it's a non-issue. Well, you know, like when a fart is dealt done responsibly. How do you deal with a fart responsibly? You know, released, pooted, let go, etc. Dealt as in "whoever smelt it dealt it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plstik Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Watching Wheel of Fortune being able to fart in bed next to my gf without it being awkward... seriously when you get to that phase, it's an awesome relief that's pretty incredible. i've haven't reached that level yet, I'll probably need some cheat codes to get there. certain days my fartcount reaches pretty abnormal levels so it's kind of a special case for me Oh man, I can't think of a time when farting was awkward in front of my wife. It is nice when it's a non-issue. Well, you know, like when a fart is dealt done responsibly. How do you deal with a fart responsibly? You know, released, pooted, let go, etc. Dealt as in "whoever smelt it dealt it." I see, totally forgot about that rule btw lol A cleaned kitchen makes me happy. So much nicer to work in. (probably because of me being german and all...) Also if you walk down the stairs to the metro and it arrives right on time. So you don´t have to stop or hurry up. You just approach it slowly, step right in and sit down the same time the doors are closing. Happened to me 5 times in a row last week. Amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Abstract Daddy Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 when a rabbit looks at you while it's eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest couch Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 -Placing down the last block in a minecraft creation that completes the symmetry required for my brain to be at ease with the structure. -Coasting up onto a red light and having it go green before you have to touch the brakes. -Phone stays charged exactly long enough over the weekend (mine is usually down to 5% sunday evening when I'm all done with my weekend activities). -When paying cash and having the total being in 25 cent increments so the only change I have to worry about is quarters. Or having the total be on an even dollar so I don't have to bother with change at all. -Ear wax on the q-tip. -Blowing my nose and seeing big chunky boogers on the napkin. (I've been cleansed!) -When listening to an album during a car ride and having it end exactly when I pull into the destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 when a rabbit looks at you while it's eating. YES, like when it suddenly stops chewing/nibbling, drops some foodbits from its mouth, then slowly turns around to look at you, with crumbs still around its mouth *melts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 -Ear wax on the q-tip. -Blowing my nose and seeing big chunky boogers on the napkin. (I've been cleansed!) -When listening to an album during a car ride and having it end exactly when I pull into the destination. These ones are all biggies for me, except replace "car ride" with "walk" (and "pull into" with "reach"). Putting things in brackets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Teribal Felafal Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 urinating outside while under the stars even if there is a toilet close by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Abstract Daddy Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 when a rabbit looks at you while it's eating. YES, like when it suddenly stops chewing/nibbling, drops some foodbits from its mouth, then slowly turns around to look at you, with crumbs still around its mouth *melts* It's one of life simple pleasures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foresense Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 pocket zip drives used to be called clik! drives, until regular zip drive units started failing because of a 'click of death' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Peeling a bit of pith off an orange and a huge piece coming off instead with little effort. I live for these moments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 I had it in my head that Bearsuit split up in 2005 but they didn't and there are records I haven't heard. could be shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EleminoP Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Situating a difficult-to-fork food on top of an easy-to-fork food so that it's easier to fork the difficult-to-fork food. Current example being roasted onions on top of roasted beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Getting naked in a supermarket and puking on the articles while dancing Rubber Johnny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moonchild Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Napping back pressed to back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 today i took a shit in the ladies room down the office hallway in the monroeville mall in monroeville, pa. also known as the mall from dawn of the dead. i whistled "the gonk" the whole time. it really made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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