OneToThirtySix Posted January 3, 2012 Author Share Posted January 3, 2012 Well maybe I'll try real internet dating with pictures and everything in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 maybe you're scary looking and freaked the kid out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Yeah, post a pic and we can "hot or not" you. Your wife is rather cute. Come here to stl with moon and we can have a 4some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 3, 2012 Author Share Posted January 3, 2012 maybe you're scary looking and freaked the kid out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Backson Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 you look attractive, i think. i'm not sure how to value a man's appearance, but you seem clean cut, kind and best of all, relatively normal. don't take offence at this, but I've always imagined a modern homosexual relationship something like a civilised office relationship, the involved parties are smartly dressed, efficient, polite and very formal with one another, the main point of difference being that at some points the gentlemen engage in sex with one another. in that scenario you would do quite well, mainly because you seem presentable and dynamic. casual, but a level above being a "bro". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 3, 2012 Author Share Posted January 3, 2012 Damn. Please to commence recommendations for achieving "bro"status. I am not opposed to wearing a baseball cap sideways for a short period if it gets me laid. "Gentleman" is not a word I'd like to think or hear during fucking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Backson Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 You serious? I'm not even joking, if I was making love to a woman and she referred to me as a gentleman that would make my year. It would go some way to completing my Edwardian sex fantasies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 3, 2012 Author Share Posted January 3, 2012 I don't think of sex as a polite exchange. It's messy, slightly painful, but for some ridiculous reason we do it over and over again. I'm out to have fun and do a little mischievous damage, not sign an RSVP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 i prefer kind sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 You serious? I'm not even joking, if I was making love to a woman and she referred to me as a gentleman that would make my year. It would go some way to completing my Edwardian sex fantasies. fuck yes. my sex be regal, bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 kind sir, would be so kind as to do me the service of untethering my bosom from this bothersome corset or something, i dunno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 3, 2012 Author Share Posted January 3, 2012 kind sir, would be so kind as to do me the service of untethering my bosom from this bothersome corset or something, i dunno Victorian porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 no that's pretty much normal with modern-day upper class girls but then they whip you and stuff edit: and make you wear the corset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Tony Danza's crazy Chinese bitch was epic. Fuck trying to top it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moonchild Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 kind sir, would be so kind as to do me the service of untethering my bosom from this bothersome corset you know, tauboo, you've been quite chivalrous to me... i'd play this game if you wanted. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oyster Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Ooooooooh baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 kind sir, would be so kind as to do me the service of untethering my bosom from this bothersome corset you know, tauboo, you've been quite chivalrous to me... i'd play this game if you wanted. ;) I saw your message earlier but then i.. had urgent matters to attend to but yeah, alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moonchild Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 kind sir, would be so kind as to do me the service of untethering my bosom from this bothersome corset you know, tauboo, you've been quite chivalrous to me... i'd play this game if you wanted. ;) I saw your message earlier but then i.. had urgent matters to attend to but yeah, alright where does a girl buy a corset nowadays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 kind sir, would be so kind as to do me the service of untethering my bosom from this bothersome corset you know, tauboo, you've been quite chivalrous to me... i'd play this game if you wanted. ;) I saw your message earlier but then i.. had urgent matters to attend to but yeah, alright where does a girl buy a corset nowadays? from your local corsetière. who is the american equivelent of Ann Summers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Backson Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 kind sir, would be so kind as to do me the service of untethering my bosom from this bothersome corset or something, i dunno fuck yeah, that's exactly what I'm on about! that and whispering sweet nothings about my social status and how stern my brow looks when I contemplate issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 3, 2012 Author Share Posted January 3, 2012 Moonchild hates corsets, don't know why she's pretending, also would not consider wearing one, for the possibility of detriment to my bromance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moonchild Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Moonchild hates corsets, don't know why she's pretending, also would not consider wearing one, for the possibility of detriment to my bromance. Spoil sport, :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest moonchild Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Also it might not be so bad if he promised to take it off quickly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 the question "what attracts ugly men to one another" will surely remain unanswered by science for many years, but in the meantime, just say really awkward stuff when dates are acting awkward. eventually you'll burst the awkward bubble and they'll either leave or lol hard, and then you can tie them up and whisper sweet nothings into their butthole. it's really not that difficult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Also it might not be so bad if he promised to take it off quickly... that's the ticket. my gf recently told me she's going to buy a corset and a few other "rip it off of me" pieces. she got extremely giddy when i told her there could be no promises about how ravaged that shit gets in the first 15 minutes i see it. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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