jules Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 so the baby oil idea is a bad thing? *glumly throws out his year's supply* baby oil is never a bad idea. as long as you never use it on a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 another top tip for you rixxx... baby oil that bump generously and religiously every single day... mrs.k swears by this and never got a single stretch mark. YES SOAK THE BABY IN STRAIGHT-CHAIN ALKANES AND MAXIMIZE MUTAGENICITY! I'm just kidding by the way...I mean, it's "true" that crude oil derivatives like coal tar and mineral oil in personal care products are implicated as possible carcinogens and babies are coming out "pre-polluted" with a multitude of chemicals but who gives a fuck right? 7 billion of us and counting and we all live to 120 anyway so fuck it. they say baby oil is so refined it doesn't contain carcinogens. whatever... cancer or stretch marks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Probably Bio Oil. people use that to deal with scars and stretch marks. Not me though, I love my scars and stretch marks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murve33 Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 yeah, unlike most newborns where you say "cute" but inwardly wince at how much like a skinned little monkey they look, yours is actually genuinely cute I thought this too when I saw him. Missed this thread somehow, Belated congratulations, Franklin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 my dad took this before his team got beat at the league cup final... adorable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ascdi Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 I don't really feel that much different though? Did any other watmmers have super emotional responses or not much? Maybe I'm just too tired? Congrats! May be jazz, didn’t read thread, but I hope someone important took note of “had baby, posted on watmm same day about it” as potentially one of the most IDM things of 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 My wife just went in to labor. Papa Joyrex - can we pin this thread? Or even create an "IDM Babbies" subforum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 My wife just went in to labor. Papa Joyrex - can we pin this thread? Or even create an "IDM Babbies" subforum? Congratulations, lumpy + wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 thanks, Sir Iain! Right now wifey is on the sofa periodically moaning whenever she gets a contraction.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 [-; gluck with all that ;-] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 aha, theres something pretty fucked up about imagining your wife on the sofa wailing with baby pain while you sit on watmm, making sure a bunch of people you've never met are upto date on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 also congratulations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 Congratulations! Watmm is all grown up.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 aha, theres something pretty fucked up about imagining your wife on the sofa wailing with baby pain while you sit on watmm, making sure a bunch of people you've never met are upto date on it. wait until you have the same experience, it's not like the movies (especially a first baby). Lots and lots of waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murve33 Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Congratulations, Lumpy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Congratulations, Lumpy! 4 realz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Go lumpy and the missus and congrats Franklin and the missus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 lumpy!!! congrats!! watmm dad subforum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Franklin Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 how did it go lump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 idm, bitchez! it went great, natural labor, no episiotomy, only a minimal internal tear that required no stitches - wife is a CHAMP. Especially when you consider she's barely over 5 ft and Asian, and I'm a 6'4" white dude. Baby was 7lb 9oz, nice medium size. I think vaginal elasticity should be most IDM 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 daughter ? or son. Also, is the child expected to grow into the baby clothes outters. ;-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 daughter, heh. that's just some wacky Chinee hospital garb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 congrats man. that is a hysterical hospital outfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Congrats! Sounds like a textbook birth. Now the real fun begins - see you in 6 months ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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