I smoked my piss

[lumpenprol]

what you're experiencing is called shame

lol, exactly

 

 

pee is sterile. I don't think there's any harm to smoking it

[peace 7]

Random "internet fact" from the 90's: If you soak one cigarette into a glass of water and drink the resulting brown water, you can die. Supposedly the un-incinerated nicotine/chemical levels are super high; enough to die.

 

So perhaps the urine soaked the tobacco, the super nicotine and chemz got sucked out, then due to not drying the tobacco fully, you ended up vaporizing the poison liquid (not enough incineration to burn off extra poison). I think you're totally fine, but anyway, this is one random half-fact-based thing I could think of.

[Silent Member]

So seriously, does anyone know anything about the dangers of smoking dried urine? I woke up today, and i felt very weird, and as the night progressed, it only became stranger. Heart palputations, anxiety, chest pains, blood rushes to the head, dizziness, shortness of breathe, etc. im usually pretty chilled out, but today fucking sucked, and i was not chill in the least. Im concerned those urine soaked ciggarettes might have fucked me up. We'll see how i feel tomorrow

 

Seriously though, if anyone has any data on the matter, please share

 

Thanks

Maybe it's the backlash of the drugs you took the night prior to this and not the piss? just maybe?

[MisterE]

smoking piss is pretty gross

 

its the kind of thing ginsberg would put in one of his shitty poems, which he would ascribe to someone who was supposedly one of the 'best minds of his generation'. personally i don't think smoking piss would make you a genius, tho.

 

i bet he'd say something like-

 

i saw the best minds of watmm, hot chick avatars, virgins, ps4 fans,

charles watkins, naked maniacs and curious onlookers

wanting to know what the taste of piss was like in those smokes,

as he or she huddled in dark staircases, imbibing the brew of the ancients

who then met dudes on sketchy streets, and under bridges inhaled strange perfumes

and knew other strange dudes in a garage before returning home under

an encroaching darkness

who lost control of their functions and fell into the dark abyss of unconscious realms

of scattered debris, mystic copulations invading their dreams, of balls and cock

who's mom came calling for camping and who had no other pairs of pants,

but those which were pissy and who then camped in those pissy pants

who smoked in the electric darkness of tobaccos tangled with the essence

of bodily waste and who continued smoking those pissarrettes all night

and maybe shared some with her or his mom but we don't know

fire-roasted piss sticks turned brown for what reason but tasting ok

because they only pee clean liquids, yet which are hard to smoke

who talked of pee stories while others jeered or lamented

over lack of crystalized pure piss crystal drug stories,

and added their own tales of pissclouds and pissy bbqs

who vanished at 7am as ducks and cows heralded his or her escape

into the fog of another day and another watmm event

such as posts or even threads of new debaucheries

[SR4]

flol

[may be rude]

the ducks were like drukqs
with piss in her lungs
mom approved

and cows mooed

[awepittance]

Related to smoking crystallized piss-- I conceptualized a type of clothes washing machine many years ago that filters the dirty water- again- for the purpose of crystallizing human juices. The main purpose of this invention was to put in like 50 pairs of used panties, and then you can eventually get purified womanz crotch crystals (for smoking, eating, smelling, etc.). Obviously this invention is very specific and was conceived for the stalker market.

just add water, brilliant idea. Japan will be pleased

[CharlesWatkins]

smoking piss is pretty gross

 

its the kind of thing ginsberg would put in one of his shitty poems, which he would ascribe to someone who was supposedly one of the 'best minds of his generation'. personally i don't think smoking piss would make you a genius, tho.

 

i bet he'd say something like-

 

i saw the best minds of watmm, hot chick avatars, virgins, ps4 fans,

charles watkins, naked maniacs and curious onlookers

wanting to know what the taste of piss was like in those smokes,

as he or she huddled in dark staircases, imbibing the brew of the ancients

who then met dudes on sketchy streets, and under bridges inhaled strange perfumes

and knew other strange dudes in a garage before returning home under

an encroaching darkness

who lost control of their functions and fell into the dark abyss of unconscious realms

of scattered debris, mystic copulations invading their dreams, of balls and cock

who's mom came calling for camping and who had no other pairs of pants,

but those which were pissy and who then camped in those pissy pants

who smoked in the electric darkness of tobaccos tangled with the essence

of bodily waste and who continued smoking those pissarrettes all night

and maybe shared some with her or his mom but we don't know

fire-roasted piss sticks turned brown for what reason but tasting ok

because they only pee clean liquids, yet which are hard to smoke

who talked of pee stories while others jeered or lamented

over lack of crystalized pure piss crystal drug stories,

and added their own tales of pissclouds and pissy bbqs

who vanished at 7am as ducks and cows heralded his or her escape

into the fog of another day and another watmm event

such as posts or even threads of new debaucheries

 

[Guest M360]

Not to be a bad influence (not that you guys would go so far as to do this) but you probably could take a vial of your piss and put it in an e-cig and smoke that.

 

Piss for thought

[Schlitze]

If the dupe guy had pissed himself he would have stank so badly of stale piss ''mom'' would have disowned him, the momma/piss stained camping bonding session would have been cancelled. I'm guessing the guy has pissed himself during the night and logged in here and created some Lost Highway style psychogenic fugue about a camping trip to project the shame of having such a messed up night drinking under a bridge. Best answer this. thanks.