how the shit do you get rid of spyware

[pcock]

cheers guys, malwarebytes sorted it all out.

[job]

A good format every few months never hurts. Probably good to scrub the mobo and components with a soapy sponge as well.

[Guest]

There's a healthy malware, anti malware, anti anti malware, anti[n] malware business running. Become part of it or reinstall OS. Windows, of that is your OS, had pretty effective mechanisms since XP which disallow to run new binaries, which is useful if you let others use your computer.

[Guest A/D]

I find sage to be effective, especially when Enya is played at medium volumes during the ceremony (if you annoy the neighbors the malware may come back). If that doesn't work try leaving a televangelism channel on the TV while you're at work.

[Candiru]

Malware = std's in your computer from looking at too many wrong porns. wrap that shit up son

[MadameChaos]

create a giant killing machine featuring a slow moving lazer beam, strap you PC beneath it, turn it on and leave the room assuming the machine will work.

 

fail.

[Friendly Foil]

He alreasy fixed the problem.

[MadameChaos]

i think he should do that anyway

[MisterE]

go to your profile, hover above your avatar, you should see a button that says "change"

lol

make yourself a vodka martini (shaken not stirred) have sex with a beautiful scantily clad woman, shot it with a gun.

i think you just meant to say 'martini'. and they're made with gin.

 

 

 

@tec- first time i've seen anyone else mention achewood here, which i always thought was weird. even when i mention it nobody says anything. anyway its also a funny coincidence because i came in here to post this:

i remember when adaware was the bitch, and miss those days

[Leon Sumbitches]

^ Haha, I posted the link to that strip on the first page! It's the first thing that comes to mind anytime I see the word spyware. Plus the fact that Roast Beef is standing cooking a single sausage on a barbecue, alone, lol.

[MisterE]

oh i didnt see that link

and i never thought about there only being a single sausage. hah

 

has to be the best era of that comic for sure. the new ones i just don't even..

over wordy is an understatement, and every other word is some archaic or obtuse word, or some example of the characters' own slang which was funny when used more lightly but now its like half the strip. at least the archive is always there.

[MadameChaos]

 

make yourself a vodka martini (shaken not stirred) have sex with a beautiful scantily clad woman, shot it with a gun.

i think you just meant to say 'martini'. and they're made with gin

The heck do ya mean!

 

Have you even seen a James Bond movie?

[Guest A/D]

Achewood is the bomb. I think he's returning to form now actually.

[Audioblysk]

I find sage to be effective, especially when Enya is played at medium volumes during the ceremony (if you annoy the neighbors the malware may come back). If that doesn't work try leaving a televangelism channel on the TV while you're at work.

fucking lol

 

don't forget quartz. gotta charge the room with quartz.

[Adieu]

I accidentally installed malware onto my pc the other day. I'm not an eldery person so it was quite apparent to me that I had goofed. Basically, I was forced to spend half a day doing various scans, and googling stuff. It was a quite a pain in the ass.