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  1. out of update ideas

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    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Yessir. It's on me today.

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      @ Madame: This will be my last one for a while.

    4. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      aw, now i'm sad. :(

  2. wonder how Torontonians are coping w/ their mayor

  3. Sriracha or gochujang?

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    2. Joyrex

      Joyrex

      Dude - waaay better than Shitracha - you'll thank me for it later. Especially coating it on a whole chicken and grilling it

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Mm, it looks good - I just googled "gochujang grilled chicken" and lots of recipes came up, looks like it gets a bit blackened. 

      I think I might just try that this Sunday!

    4. dingformung

      dingformung

      I wouldn't do that. Trying new things is never good. It's dangerous

  4. full retard

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Radio was out in 2003, Tropic thunder 2008

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Radio and Tropic Thunder now added to Must Watch list

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      tropic thunder is one of my fav movies. its so stupid

  5. What should we give more of a shit about, Miley Cyrus or Syria?

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    2. ambermonk
    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      You're absolutely right. But that's not the American way now is it? lol

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      The business in Syria could very well start the next world war.

  6. Samuel L. Jackson mini-thread

  7. Gerald Simpson is a badass

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    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Voodoo Ray from 1988 is one of my all-time favs. He's still active on Facebook.

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Yeah honestly I haven't heard anything from him since he was spinning jungle... Didn't know he was such a key player in the emergence of house music. Going to buy some of his albums now. Any recommendations?

    4. Npoess

      Npoess

      Black Secret Technology is a masterpiece

  8. I'm funnier when I'm drunk

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    2. MadameChaos

      MadameChaos

      I once got so wrecked that I woke up naked next to a hamburger, and I was like "did I just have sex with a hamburger?"

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      so what was the verdict..? DID you have sex with the hamburger?

    4. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Damn dat's hott

  9. Defenestration of fluids

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Then it becomes part of the atmosphere, increasing the ambient uric acid content. hmm

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Uric acid occurs commonly in bird poo

    4. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      So even though we can't taste it, it's floating around. I mean.. if you can smell poo, there must be little poo particles everywhere too right?

  10. Who the hell calls from Antarctica?

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    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      They are smarter berds than we give them credit for.

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      NIN - March of the Pigs should have been on the soundtrack of March of the Penguins. But at least it was narrated by Morgan Freeman.

    4. barbu

      barbu

      arctic ants

  11. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Ah yeah! I seem to recall this being on a meme/viral weather forecast or something, village with the longest name in the world? This was eons ago I think. Am I memberin' that properly?

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Liam Dutton circa September 2015. I can pretty much spit it out from memory now too, but not quite as quickly and smoothly as him. Def takes a few days of practice.

    4. cwmbrancity

      cwmbrancity

      We invent these to test your commitment, patience & in the case of ladies your general tongue flexibility.

  12. Admit it - poop is funny

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    2. ambermonk
    3. sweepstakes

      sweepstakes

      flush without lush? that's like a shift without a shit

    4. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      #2 ^^+1 (note the pun)

  13. Miley Cyrus has rabies

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      I meant the vietnamese currency btw, you sicky!

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Don't worry, I meant random inanimate objects, such as a piano.

    4. Hugh Mughnus
  14. When a bunch of people get killed in the world every day, should we still give a shit about the Kardashians?

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    2. triachus

      triachus

      how can reality tv shows be real if your eyes aren't real

    3. Friendly Foil
    4. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Ugh, what was I thinking. At least this isn't a thread.

  15. Restraint is a real challenge sometimes.

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      with handcuffs restraint is easy

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      Even so, the anus is not so easily restrained, especially with intestinal gas buildup

    4. Hugh Mughnus
  16. bruh

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    2. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      lolol. I heard there's an epidemic of that up in Alaska =P

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      yeah, especially @ my workplace

    4. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      so it's not a coincidence then.

  17. Not all IDM fans are autistic recluses

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    2. Uniret

      Uniret

      Not all IDM fans are autechre recluses

    3. Hugh Mughnus

      Hugh Mughnus

      Not all recluses are autistechre

    4. Uniret

      Uniret

      not all all are all

  18. 606.ie

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    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      ^ Bingo. "606.ie" was the original track name supposedly.

    3. Bechuga

      Bechuga

      They definitely made the right choice, the original name was garbage

    4. ambermonk
  19. Probably time to watch Inception again

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    2. Friendly Foil

      Friendly Foil

      the cake is a lie LOL

    3. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      actually I received German chocolate cake this evening, so truth.

    4. Soloman Tump

      Soloman Tump

      I had a dream about watching inception at an IMAX theatre. How's that for recursion.

  20. Behold mine field, in which I grow mine gonks, and thou shalt see that it is barren

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    2. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      And when the two wisemen spake of the end, the folk had deemed it casual..at first. But as it turned out, all would soon become idle, once the last shimripl hath passed. Turns out the two wisemen spake true.

    3. Hail Sagan

      Hail Sagan

      I like the bible(?) edits you got going on. It works.

       

      Noah and his sons and his wife and his sons' wives entered the gonk to escape the waters of the xflood.

    4. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      And the humble David smote the turbile epic Goliath with a single well-placed splesh, and a celebratory bqbqbq was had by all.

  21. What cat breed was Winterbottom? Tabby?

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    2. triachus
    3. usagi

      usagi

      it was a scottish fold4/wrap5, the lushest breed

    4. ambermonk

      ambermonk

      ah ok. My second guess prolly would've been a Persian Tankakern

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