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LimpyLoo

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  1. You'll find someone cute, and snog them. I have faith in your awesomeness.
  2. she was a lawyer, doofus. It is implied (by her behaviour) that she moonlighted at JC Penny's. So...
  3. I'd like to be her Sticky Buddy, if you know what I mean. I mean sexually.
  4. Dick Hymen oh wait, that's a real name
  5. Thanks mate. I think the darkness has passed and it's back to life as usual. Yay for that.
  6. Yeah, I've tried to be as playful and light-hearted as possible to keep her in good spirits. She bounced back pretty quickly, though. She's a badass.
  7. Yeah it was weird to find that their are would-be-rapists in my town. But everything's pretty much back to 100%. Yay to that!
  8. Jesus. Okay, so, I wasn't gonna say this because it's so personal but my girlfriend got attacked about a week ago while taking a walk at night. She ended up in the hospital with a concussion, covered in blood. I've been through alot but it was by far the scariest night of my life. (she's almost fully recovered now, btw) But yeah, fucking crazy world. Hard to stay zen inside, ya know?
  9. My dad is an alcoholic who hates his job and his life and resents all his obligations, but he doesn't externalize any of it, he just lets it grow inside so that he's riddled with dread and anxiety and now he's a xanax addict.
  10. My new psychiatrist is a hard-ass. Also there is something weird with his face, I think he's a burn victim. P.S. I've coined a term for when uptight people hold positions that are usually associated with social liberalism: Republican Jazz
  11. Yep, I'm just never sleeping ever again.
  12. 15 years deep into my relationship with acne and it's still surprising me in gross, geographically-creative, cancer-y ways.
  13. This was the first SP I heard. I bought the vinyl on a whim, I took it home, played it and it was like getting head from God.
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